我次次拍拖都拍唔長,因為我……: 大叔篇
嘩屌,一開燈先發現自己中撚咗伏
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我見到阿希係我嘅懷抱入面,郁都唔敢郁,紅到面晒
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我見勢色唔對,即刻扮嘢望下自己隻撈話「咦,時間唔早了,我走先,byebye 」之後即刻開門閃人,心諗,究竟我做緊咩.....點解我果下會有心動嘅感覺
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我急急腳行咗去村口,見到有架小巴,我即刻衝埋去截車,個司機停低咗車,我即刻攞出八達通出嚟嘟,嘟完後先望到架車爆棚,心諗仆街司機唔點人數
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之後我行咗去車尾,個師奶縮埋個身想讓我坐,我果下先見到佢隔離所謂嘅乘客其實朋友仔,講真啊,人同鬼都好撚似,並唔係好似恐怖片咁,啲鬼係面無血色,七孔流血果種,所以有時望一眼都分唔清楚佢地,對於有陰陽眼嘅人嚟講,有時真係靠旁人嘅反應先判斷到佢哋係人定鬼
我行咗去入面個位,無視個朋友仔照坐上去,其實呢種感覺有啲怪,好似澤住人哋坐咁,有啲唔好意思,不過我又心急想番屋企,冇辦法喇
話咁快我終於番到屋企,我即刻渣渣林沖個涼洗下啲衰氣,係沖沖吓期間,我feel到浴簾後好似有個頭突咗入嚟望住我
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話說我一個人租咗長沙灣某單位住,呢到租好平,因為上一手租客係到自殺,無錯死者就係果隻中女女鬼,老實講我唔係貪呢到平同番工方便都唔會係到住,雖然佢係自殺,但佢又冇咩煞氣,只係隻冇殺傷力嘅濕鳩鬼,所以我都安心係到住唔鳩理佢