[真人真事][校園][純愛]《兩個我加一個妳》: 第九十六章
之前咪講過踢學界嘅
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好唔好彩第二場已經輸咗
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跟住第三場又輸埋
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正式宣佈因為得失球唔夠高出唔到線
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老實講又唔係真係好唔開心嘅
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始終實力真係有差距
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成班人都知道自己嘅能力去到邊度
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如果真係出到線咪又係俾人屠
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大家都有心理準備所以冇話崩潰
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Cyrus:「唔係講笑頭先真係差啲啲
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我:「咪就係
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黑哨嘅
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屌你點會冇12碼
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Cyrus:「痴線嗰球我笑撚到肚痛
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睇撚住佢冇掂到你
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跟住你成個仆街
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嗰條友目定口呆好撚好笑
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我:「戇鳩上次你夠手球
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我冇道德你都唔係好我好多
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Cyrus:「點會根本就係頭
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我:「屌你嗰度都係頭
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咁唔怪得龜頭都係頭
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Cyrus:「不過算係咁啦依家都係輸得失球
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本身真係諗住一場都贏唔到
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我:「唔係個第一場搏到12碼
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一場都贏唔到呀
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Cyrus:「仆街你又要準備講十年
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肯撚定你講到你個孫出世都重講緊
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我:「屌
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Cyrus:「無啦啦做乜屌
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我:「咁都俾你發現咗
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Cyrus:「屌識咗你幾耐
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跟住執好晒野出到去就見到芊靈喺度
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一行到去佢就拎咗個金牌出嚟
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唔撚係講笑真係金牌
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圓形嘅又唔係好大塊
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拎上手望一望,
上面見到有個no.1字樣
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芊靈:「你贏咗喇
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雖然得一個參賽者
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我:「呢個乜撚嚟架
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芊靈:「你係咪盲
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呢個好明顯係金牌啦
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我:「幾過癮喎屌
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邊度買架
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芊靈:「你理得我丫
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要就要唔要慳返
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我:「要
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多多都要
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芊靈:「係咪好靚呢
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我:「老實講就真係麻麻
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騎騎呢呢都唔知似乜撚
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芊靈:「搞錯呀講啲咁嘅野
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死人頭就算真係唔靚都唔使咁講下話
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我:「不過係你俾我就加好多分囉
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咁就變到好撚靚
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芊靈:「痴線我係唔會信你架
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我:「真係你買架
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芊靈:「梗係唔係啦
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自己整架
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我:「你自己整
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今次到我變咗「唔撚係掛.jpg」
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芊靈:「係呀
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你以前冇學過DT咩
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我:「咸豐年代嘅野邊度記得
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就算有我都冇乜印象
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我應該係搵其他人幫我整
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極唔鍾意手工藝
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你地女仔唔係上家政嘅咩以前
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芊靈:「係呀
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不過又有咩關係呢
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我:「咁點解你會識整
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芊靈:「屋企有親戚做呢啲
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佢教我做呢塊牌架
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不過九成都係自己做架
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淨係嗰啲字樣我搵咗佢幫手因為我唔識
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嗰日我得閒又知道你條友一定贏唔到冠軍
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咁咪自己整順便可以安慰下你個傻仔囉
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點知你條友竟然冇喊重好似冇所謂咁樣
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早知慳返算數
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依家重要俾人嫌棄呀
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騎騎呢呢唔知似乜喎
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我:「唔係喎
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依家我覺得好靚喎
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學界嗰塊有咩好拎
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阿豬阿狗都拎得嘅
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呢塊就唔同呀
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知唔知我係特登唔入波搞到輸波
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就係為咗拎你呢塊牌
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芊靈:「係咪真係難為你喎
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我:「唔係好難為嘅
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有人重辛苦喇啱唔啱先
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芊靈:「邊個呀邊個好辛苦呀
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我:「唔知呀
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好靚嗰個囉
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芊靈:「哦
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我:「唔好咁孤寒啦
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大方啲俾我見到你個笑容好唔好
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芊靈:「唔制
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跟住佢就係咁擰去前面喺度偷笑
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到我望前佢就望向另一邊
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佢條友真係好唔誠實
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我唔係講佢偷笑嗰度,
而係講佢塊牌
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依家塊牌都重保持得好好,
我知你地會問,
乜塊牌個外型冇被侵食咩
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咁我當然定期有用嗰啲油去清潔喇
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特登為咗呢塊野去買嗰啲清潔物品
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喺我第一年抹嗰陣,
我擰佢後面睇
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見到有好多點點
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初頭我以為係污糟
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我就係咁喺度捽
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但係捽捽下先至發現唔係污糟
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啲點好似兩個英文字母,
我喺度打出嚟啦睇下你地覺得似唔似
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定其實只係我ff
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真係好似上面嗰幅圖咁樣
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當然啲點冇咁大粒啦因為塊牌都唔係大
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佢嗰陣冇講過,
我亦都好戇居冇真係好細心咁樣睇過
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淨係見到前面嘅no.1就冇睇後面
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咁多年嚟直至到依家,
我都好想問清楚佢究竟我有冇估錯,
定其實只係亂咁點
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我好想親口聽佢講真正答案,
就算佢講一句係我諗多咗根本冇特別意思,
我都好想聽
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不過諗一諗,
瞇埋眼吸一吸氣,
都係算數啦
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因為根本問唔出口,
當然啦如果淨係得呢樣,
我都唔會話佢唔誠實嘅
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後來先發現原來唔止咁少,
重有啲野都係諗到頭都大
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難過當初我問佢嗰啲無聊iq題好多好多好多倍。