[真人真事][校園][純愛]《兩個我加一個妳》: 第八十三章
其實之前都略略提過
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未放榜嗰陣大約六月尾到
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我地學校係有個謝師宴
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當然啦其實我小學都經歷過謝師宴呢一回事
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不過嗰陣識鬼咩
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入到去戇鳩鳩都唔知要做啲乜
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最緊要係嗰陣啲囡囡同依家嗰啲差好遠
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一個小六一個中五都知有分別啦
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唔係話啲乜,
小六真係冇乜野好睇
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今次中五就唔同喇
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因為有一日學校要我地返嚟
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係咁咦講下謝師宴個衣著要求
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一聽到話女仔要著晚裝
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就知道今次實發達
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大波低胸露肩任睇
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今次重唔大飽眼福
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跟住講埋男仔
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話男仔一定要著西裝
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如果唔係就唔可以入
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我心諗咁撚誇張
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唔俾入添呀
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好彩屋企有老西
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唔使特登戇鳩鳩俾千幾蚊出去買
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跟住我地成班男仔就喺度講嗰日點樣著
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同學a:「壹仔你嗰日諗住點著呀
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我:「我話你知著西裝嗰個都係傻仔
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我第一個唔著
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同學a:「會唔會係咁呀
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我:「屌你真係當我流
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Cyrus:「一定係咁啦
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我實信你呀
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我:「你唔係咁低裝
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學人著老西下話
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Cyrus:「戇鳩
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我第一個唔著
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我:「傻先著
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同學a:「咁你地著乜呀諗住
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佢話唔係著西裝唔俾入去喎
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我:「所以話你唔得醒目
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佢擺到明就係鳩吹
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你唔係信佢呀話
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同學a:「點會呀咁大場合點會吹水呀
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我:「乜你冇收到風咩
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同學a:「收到咩風
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我:「學校話其實唔使著西裝架嘛
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頭先都只係講俾啲大粒佬聽
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扮晒野喺度炫耀我地學校幾威水咋嘛
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但係嗰班大粒佬根本就唔會嚟
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頭先只係做戲
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Cyrus:「係囉你唔係唔知呀話
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個個都知喎
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同學a:「係咩
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講真呀
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我:「講真呀
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同學a:「即係我可以唔使買西裝
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我:「如果你想展示你嘅身材
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著到去沙灘咁樣都重得
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同學a:「唔係呀話咁樣太誇張
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我:「你咁撚大隻
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唔show嘥晒
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Cyrus:「咪就係
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同學a:「咁你地諗住點著呀
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我:「傻嘅梗係波衫啦
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啱啱買咗費托
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重唔喺度曬駱駝咩
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同學a:「正版呀
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我:「梗係啦我個樣似買老翻咩
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同學a:「係喎著波衫都好喎
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等我著卡卡先
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Cyrus:「加油加油一齊著
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我:「係囉不知幾撚型
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同學a:「你兩個係有啲道理
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跟住佢就走咗
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見佢一走咗即刻笑到碌地
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我:「有戇鳩仔呀
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Cyrus:「屌笑到我係咁搣自己大髀
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我:「好撚彩我地忍到冇笑
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Cyrus:「一陣真係著波衫就正
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我:「等睇戲啦
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之後我將呢一件咁戇鳩嘅事同芊靈講咗
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芊靈:「好衰囉咁樣呃人
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萬一真係著波衫去
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唔俾入場就大鑊
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我:「警告你唔好踢爆
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芊靈:「佢會唔會真係著咗架
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我:「佢著又唔係我著
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芊靈:「哈哈好賤呀
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我:「根本你都想睇
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又喺度偷笑
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芊靈:「痴線冇囉唔好喺度屈我
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我:「你夠膽講你冇諗過佢著波衫入嚟個情景
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跟住佢停咗一停,
然之後就喺度笑
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我:「一早知你啦扮野
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芊靈:「係喎咁你會點著呀
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我:「傻嘅一定係唔著
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芊靈:「實係咁啦到時我等睇戲呀
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我:「不如一齊唔好著
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芊靈:「鹹濕仔變態佬
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你就梗係想全部一齊唔好著
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我:「你都傻嘅
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咁證明你靚女囉
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有邊個唔想窺探靚女先得
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啱唔啱先,
如果你係豬扒我話知你著唔著
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芊靈:「你真係好野咁都講得出口
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我:「係咪先
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即係我尊重你嘅樣貌
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有邊個男仔唔鍾意睇靚野
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芊靈:「唔知喎我又唔係男仔
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我:「你諗住著返嗰日嗰件
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芊靈:「係呀
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好唔好呀
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我:「我話唔好你係咪唔著
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芊靈:「成日都諗住唔著
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一定要淨化你個腦
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裝埋啲唔知乜野
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好死唔死我地咁樣傾計嗰陣俾老師聽到
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嗰個重要係我班主任
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雖然話就話玩得啫,
不過都係唔好睇丫
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班主任:「壹仔你真係呢
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家長日嗰陣真係要好好同你媽咪講下
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要將正確嘅觀念導入你個腦度
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我:「唔係呀我講下笑咋
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芊靈:「係囉miss,
已經成日淨化佢不過都係冇效
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班主任:「成日都見到你兩個嘅
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果然真係好似傳聞咁樣喎
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放心啦我唔係嗰啲不應談戀愛嘅miss
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芊靈:「唔係呀miss
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我:「你真係開通喇
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班主任:「唔玩你地喇
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你睇下芊靈塊面都紅埋
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拜拜
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班主任走咗之後,
我:「面紅呀小姐
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芊靈:「死人頭笑咩呀笑
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梗係扭得少
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我:「停手呀
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痛
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芊靈:「死人頭一定要懲罰你
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好明顯我又輸撚咗
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