[真人真事][校園][純愛]《兩個我加一個妳》: 第八十四章
唔講咁多廢話
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直接講謝師宴
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記得嗰日我係同Cyrus佢地一齊去
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點解唔係同芊靈
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因為佢話佢班friend幾年前已經約好咗
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謝師宴嗰日一定要一齊出發
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唔知係咪鳩吹啦
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亦都唔知係咪女仔特別多諗頭
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總之我地班男仔就冇呢啲野嘅
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晏晝喺屋企一齊打機
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打完就出發去酒店
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屌班撚樣真係衰格
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未去之前又話著拖鞋唔著褲
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去撚到嗰個都係西裝
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有一個重特登gel頭
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重要話返我轉頭
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朋友a:「又話著費托嘅
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我:「屌你啦
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你夠話著沙灘褲
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朋友a:「咁啱搵到啫
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我唔知dse年代嘅謝師宴係點樣
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我淨係知我地嗰陣係去食buffet
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跟住每一班會派一啲同學上去講濕鳩感言
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好彩我嗰班唔係派我上去
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如果唔係真係大撚鑊
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費事出醜就唔好啦
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要轉幾程車,
嗰陣又冇得用google map
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我呢啲大鄉裡邊度識咁多路丫係咪先
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所以都搞咗一陣
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跟住誤打誤撞終於入到去
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檢查完
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見到個個都著西裝就批
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跟住見到上一次我同Cyrus夾埋玩嗰個戇鳩仔
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頂原來佢都著西裝
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重諗住可以睇戲添
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依家離遠見到佢梗係走
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一陣撞正都唔知點講
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走先係上策
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入到去會場
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陸陸續續見到好多人入嚟
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坐喺度同人吹咗一陣水之後,
見冇乜細藝就諗住周圍行下
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順便去搵芊靈
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睇下見唔見到佢
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當然另一個原因就梗係抄牌影相啦
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咁多囡囡係咪先
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嗰日大部分人都有帶相機
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就連我呢個死毒撚,
尋日都問定呀媽借部相機俾我
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話今日要出去做威水
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咁難得梗係要影相留念
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所以喺未搵到芊靈之前,
中間都見到好多人
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基本上係行一個見一個就影一個
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對我呢啲毒撚嚟講,
突然之間咁樣真係唔多習慣
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始終一再講本身真係唔鍾意影相
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但係見到啲囡囡著到鬼火咁靚
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應露則露
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話唔影又好似對唔住自己
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跟住就見到有個女仔
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佢個名叫做Hailey
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個樣幾靚,
身材就麻麻因為冇波
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不過基本上每個男仔私底下都叫佢做公廁
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就連佢啲friend趁佢冇返嗰陣
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都係叫佢做雞
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「隻雞冇返呀?」咁樣
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有傳聞話佢曾經喺學校男廁幫師兄打丁
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真係傳聞
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因為我真係唔知
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最多係同大部分男仔關係唔錯
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但係講真嗰句平時待人接物,
真係唔似姣閪
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同埋絕對冇歧視我呢個毒撚
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即係同班有時見到都會傾下計
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乜都講下唔使就住就住
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見到面係有兩句嗰種
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咁我見到佢之後,
就梗係即刻行過去搵佢影相順便吹兩句啦
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我:「Hailey姐今日著到戰鬥格咁樣喎
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Hailey:「好心你唔好咁核突啦
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我:「講真呀痴線
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就連平時唔見嘅野今日都有
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Hailey:「收皮啦你
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我:「影相啦靚女
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你知我呢啲毒撚唔係成日有機會同靚女影相
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Hailey:「你係毒撚我唔撚信呀
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好呀影囉
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跟住大家影咗相
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我:「講真嗰句今日真係幾靚
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Hailey:「多謝
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我:「咁我摺埋先唔阻住你溝仔
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Hailey:「冇囉又喺度鳩吹
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成日講到咁核突
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我唔阻你溝女喇拜拜
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我:「死去溝仔啦你
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係咁咦傾兩句影完相之後,
跟住直望就見到芊靈坐咗喺度
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隔離重有佢啲friend
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咁就梗係行過去搵佢啦
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當我愈行愈近嗰陣
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佢一擰轉面就見到我
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跟住佢又喺度整個扮嬲樣出嚟
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佢扮嬲嗰個樣唔係典型嗰種鼓埋泡腮
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其實我都唔識形容
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總之我就知道呢個樣就係扮嬲
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一見到咁樣就梗係拿拿臨行過去啦
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睇下邊條撚樣激嬲咗佢先
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