[真人真事][校園][純愛]《兩個我加一個妳》: 第七章
跟住我就喺後面慢慢跟住佢地
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直至去到一個分岔口,
佢個朋友就去咗商場嗰邊
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而佢就行去巴士站個方向
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咁我當然係行去巴士站啦,
係咪好痴線
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我都唔否認嘅
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不過有時有啲人就係咁,
我唔係將自己呢個舉動合理化
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但係當你試過好想見一個人又成日都見唔到嘅話,
就會不自覺喺度諗埋啲非常手段去見
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我正正係呢個階段
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講返當時先,
果然冇估錯,
佢真係搭返之前嗰架巴士
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不過嗰陣架巴士就未嚟,
咁佢就梗係喺度排隊啦
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呢個時候我又見唔到有其他人排呢條隊,
咁我就二話不說排佢後面
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跟住佢可能feel到後面有人,
就擰轉頭望住我,
跟住就好驚訝咁樣
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咁我就扮晒野話「你好」啦
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嗰個女仔:「又見到你嘅
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我心諗其實冇咩出奇啫
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我又唔係啲乜野通緝犯
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放學搭巴士根本係平凡到唔平凡
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我:「我搭巴士咪見到我囉
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嗰個女仔:「喂係喇
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快啲開估呀
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我:「開估啲乜
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嗰個女仔:「上次你條iq題
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邊個區成日水浸嗰條呀,
莫非你未諗到哈哈
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我:「痴線點會未諗
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你都要估先得架
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咁快開估邊度好玩
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嗰個女仔:「其實我真係有諗
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車嚟喇上到去先講你知,
一定啱
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講完之後佢重單一單眼,
呢個樣真係冇得頂
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真係好少見到一個女仔我係覺得咁靚
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同埋亦都好似好平易近人,
你話我ff都係咁講
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雖然真係同佢唔算係好熟,
起碼第一印象比我感覺係咁先啦,
你知你啲靚女恃住自己靚啲,
就喺度鬆毛鬆翼
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呢個女仔真係清泉
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我係主觀架喇,
吹呀
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上到去佢坐返之前嗰個位
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亦都因為我呢架巴士次次都係唔多人坐,
特別係上層,
所以成日都大把吉位任人揀
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之後我梗係順理成章坐佢隔離啦
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咁樣證明我放學留喺度踢咗個零鐘波而冇返去打aoe,
係絕對值得
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投資正確呀
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我:「又話一定啱
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講嚟聽下先
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我就唔信你諗到
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問過咁多人都冇人答到
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嗰個女仔:「係真唔係呀
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我:「梗係啦我自己諗
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搵唔到答案架喇
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快啲講嚟聽下
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嗰個女仔:「九龍塘
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因為狗仔同埋龍成日都去嗰度玩水塘,
咁咪水浸囉
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如果係男仔咁同我講,
一定問佢瞓撚醒未
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21世紀重喺度講龍
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戇鳩仔有樣睇
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不過係靚女就梗係話可愛啦
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係雙重標準架喇
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不過當然我冇當面讚佢可愛,
咁咪成個狗公咁樣
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雖然嚴格嚟講我都係
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我:「呢個係咩答案
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梗係唔啱啦
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嗰個女仔:「點會唔啱呀
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我:「我嗰個好過你
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你搵到條龍出嚟我就信你
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放心嗰陣未出巨龍呢個term(應該係),
所以各位唔使諗錯隔離
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嗰個女仔:「我知喇
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係牛頭角
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因為牛唔飲水唔撳得牛頭低
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我:「搞錯呀係咩答案嚟
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嗰個女仔:「其實我都知好牽強
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不過諗住博懵哈哈
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咁樣究竟個答案係乜
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我:「九龍灣
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嗰個女仔:「點解唔係九龍塘呀
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水塘啲水點都多過灣啦
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我:「梗係唔關事啦
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嗰個女仔:「解釋呀
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我:「你知唔知九龍灣有啲乜
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嗰個女仔:「megabox,德福囉
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我:「重有一個商場呢
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嗰個女仔:「淘大
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我:「你講中咗
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嗰個女仔:「關淘大咩事
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我:「陶大宇呀,
哈哈哈哈哈
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唔好意思我又要扮阮兆祥
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請各位體諒
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嗰個女仔:「好無聊呀
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我:「無聊你又笑
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嗰個女仔:「其實原本想忍住唔笑
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但係聽你啲聲真係忍唔到
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真係太好笑
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唔好再笑呀
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我:「笑到咁即係服啦
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嗰個女仔:「我認輸喇嘻嘻
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我:「話說你邊班
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梗係乘機問佢邊班啦,
我做咁多無聊野,
無非都係想了解佢多啲啫
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嗰個女仔:「唔·話·俾·你·知
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除非有多條iq題,
而我又答唔到
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咁就考慮下
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我:「咁你講定都得
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我真係有第二條
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嗰個女仔:「唔係呀話你講真架
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點解你成日有咁多我未聽過嘅iq題
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我:「我個樣似吹水咩
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嗰個女仔:「似
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我:「搞錯呀你都唔配合劇情嘅
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嗰個女仔:「嘻嘻
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有條件呀,
如果我估到咁就到你講你咩班
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我:「驚都未驚過
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因為你一定估唔到
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嗰個女仔:「睇下點
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我:「打邊爐嗰陣,
有一樣食物唔可以淥落去(各位放心唔係淥死誰手)
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知唔知係邊種
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嗰個女仔:「簡單啦
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我:「下次見到嗰陣開估,
你等住講啦
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事關我依家要落車喇
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嗰個女仔:「你等住講先真
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今次實估到
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「唔係呀話你講真架,
點解你成日有咁多我未聽過嘅iq題。」
唔通我同你講
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我為咗撩你傾計,
日日喺度諗咩,
的而且確男仔就係咁無聊
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為咗氹到自己想氹嘅人哈哈大笑,
再低b嘅方法都會做
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好幸運咁樣我係成功嗰個。