[真人真事][校園][純愛]《兩個我加一個妳》: 第八章
講咗咁耐,
或者大家會有疑問
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既然我返學同埋放學都係搭巴士,
點解我唔講返學嘅呢
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因為其實真係冇特別
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每朝都撞唔到佢
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因為朝早嗰班車都唔算疏落
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變相班次多咗之下,
要撞埋一齊個機會率自然相對要提高
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跟住朝早早會排隊嗰陣,
我條隊就太入,
根本望唔晒所有班隊
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何況本身自己又唔係高
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成堆人阻撚住我,
睇條鐵咩
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早知以前飲多啲奶
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依家自己唔夠高先知出事喇
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講開又講,
之後嗰日,
Cyrus同我講咗一樣好特別嘅野
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而我就係因為咁樣,
終於知道嗰個女仔叫咩名
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大家都知啦,
以我呢種人一定唔會當面問佢叫咩名
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咁究竟係點樣知呢
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諗返上嚟都真係幾搞笑
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話說Cyrus原來係prefect
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真係講你都唔信
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證明佢條蛋散真係呃到老師
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咁都做到prefect
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大家都知prefect係有一個室
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我唔知你地嗰間學校個prefect室入面有啲咩啦,
我淨係知我嗰間學校有一本簿仔
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入面有基本嘅學生資料
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相,名同埋讀邊班,
當然呢啲野都係Cyrus同我講架啦
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Cyrus:「你係咪話想知你個女神啲野嘅
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我:「係呀做咩呀
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莫非你有辦法
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跟住佢就同我講返以上嗰啲野
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Cyrus:「所以不如放學我帶你潛入去
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搏唔搏一鋪,
反正我有鎖匙
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我:「梗係搏啦
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最多咪俾人捉
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Cyrus:「頂你又幾有道理
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幫到你盡啦
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我:「簡直係再生父母啦大佬
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Cyrus:「一陣lunch嗰陣,
我借啲意問下嗰本簿仔擺喺邊度,
咁樣放學入到去就可以即刻拎出嚟
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就唔洗左搵右搵嘥晒啲時間
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搏俾人捉咩
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我:「咁點解你又會有鎖匙
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Cyrus:「嗰條鎖匙好q重
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根本就冇人想拎,
我只係唔好彩猜包剪揼猜輸咗先至要袋住
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我:「今次你輸得好呀
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Cyrus:「屌你啦講啲咁嘅野
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放學之後,
Cyrus話prefect嗰班人通常冇咁快走住
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所以我地喺操場踢住波先
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打下一場打下一場,
都不經不覺去到五點半
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正常呢啲時間學校都唔會多人,
貪學校舒服咩
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有得走梗係走
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跟住我同Cyrus就拿拿臨去prefect室出面望下周圍環境先,
見到入面冇開燈
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亦都聽唔到有聲
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嗰度門隔音其實唔好,
有人喺度嘅話實聽到
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種種因素都話俾我地知入面冇人
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樓梯口亦都唔見有人落嚟,
於是我地就闖入去
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Cyrus:「今日問咗呀
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係呢本
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我:「頂你咁q重嘅
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Cyrus:「梗係重啦,
中一到中七咁鬼多班
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有齊全部紀錄,
咁你話喇
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我:「喺邊度睇好
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呢度會唔會太冒險
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Cyrus:「其實我都覺得呢度麻麻地,
一陣有人入嚟就水洗都唔清
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去返班房
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我:「班房唔係鎖咗咩
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Cyrus:「擒入去咪得
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好易擒
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我:「信你
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跟住我地就由地下上返去四樓入去自己班房,
好彩都唔算難擒,
亦都唔見有其他人喺度
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所以就快手快腳入去,
我:「搞掂
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Cyrus:「我都想知你講嗰個係何方神聖
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我:「我地喺中四到中七嗰度搵啦,
望落去唔似細過我地
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Cyrus:「好
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跟住我地就喺中七嗰度開始搵,
點知冇收穫
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中六中五都係,
我地已經金睛火眼望住
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重複又重複咁樣睇,
都搵唔到
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頂原來係中四喎
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早知一開始就由中四搵先啦
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咁都揀錯開頭我地真係冇鬼用
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Cyrus:「你話你幾黑
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咁都揀得錯
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我:「不嬲冇中獎運
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認命
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跟住我地就喺度搏晒命搵,
終於俾我搵到
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我:「係佢喇
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