[信不信由你] 青少年經歷: 23
我果下仲大大聲講:「對唔住呀肥影 搞到你走光
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肥影:「我屌你老母呀仆街陷家產 一次又係咁兩次又係咁想點撚樣呀
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阿西:「搞錯呀你阿腳 日日抽阿影水 真係我都睇唔過眼
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阿雞:「屌你好撚狗 死咸濕仔
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小莉:「你...你地唔好咁講啦
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肥影:「講真我又唔介意既 而家好多人都咁著 唔撚明一條帶有乜好睇
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我:「如果有人老強你你會唔會咁同佢講
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肥影:「你收皮啦仆街 再係咁真係無女仔咁同你接近呀」
我:「小莉佢一定知我唔係咁既人 你條仆街唔駛晒咁多口水唱黑我
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小莉:「醒目喎 我真係知你唔會 不過可能我無魅力掛
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我:「咁又唔好咁講 認真講句你都係人樣 肥影係羚羊」
羚羊之前已經講過點解 唔多作解釋
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肥影:「你老味呀仆街 食屎啦
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我:「好撚煩呀
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點知無啦啦司機同我地成堆人講:「唔好意思可唔可以靜少少 見唔到請勿騷擾行車咩
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我:「對唔住呀司機大佬 我會克制下班人
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肥影:「克制你隻畜牲就差唔多呀屌
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小莉:「靜少少啦 畀人罵啦
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跟住我地就返去啦
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係呢度我大概交代下我地之後點啦
其實我之前都講過 中五之後都無乜野發生
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大家都係好努力溫書考試
其餘都係好似中四咁拉下拖下....
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其實點解我一開頭都話係爛尾呢
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因為事實上之前亦都講過 我係無同佢地兩個一齊到
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不過大家依然係好好朋友 無論講咩都得
而詳細情形我都記得好多 所以大家可以當我係不定期更新
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而家就講下我中五之後點啦
屌你唔撚駛問我同小莉都係皮爾修啦仆你個臭街屌你老母考評局
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所以我就走去讀外語 小莉佢就係引火自焚 唔知佢做乜撚野走左去讀會計
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不過佢都好撚好彩個天好好人畀佢畢業 雖然而家做一份濕鳩出納 但係佢都叫有工開
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而肥影...
佢係會考真係成績唔錯 有十七分 係我間野雞臭西中學黎講算係咁啦
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我同小莉諗住同佢食飯慶祝果下點知佢發老脾唔去
我就叫小莉唔好撚理佢 由佢自己食啦 仲以為佢考到中六好巴撚閉唔同我地食
點知去到夜晚佢無啦啦打畀我叫我落去
咁我就諗住好好醜醜都同佢食個糖水當慶祝下啦 因為我成日衰心軟
點知佢果晚好似怪怪地咁
我:「好撚勁喎死肥影
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佢:「又講廢話 今晚想去食菜心粟子炆臭西
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佢好鍾意食呢味野
我:「屌你戇鳩架 要特登搭車出去食架 老母煮撚左我飯 係咁
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佢:「陪我食啦 今日真係好想食
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我:「你老味呀 下次先啦
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佢:「咁我自己出去食啦仆街
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我:「你好撚麻煩呀 唔係見你升到中六真係老西都唔撚睬你
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佢:「哈哈哈 估到你啦仆街 講咁多咪又係要出 晒我時間
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我:「食撚屎啦你 行啦」
食飯都係同平時差唔多 不過佢好似怪怪地咁
成程係咁傻笑
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我:「笑撚完未 不過今日真係有人歡喜有人愁
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佢:「邊個歡喜邊個愁你都唔撚知啦...」
我:「屌你我咪愁囉 都唔知讀乜好
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佢:「你記性好就搵專少少既野讀啦 你條仆街咁溫法都畀你科科合格你執到啦
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我:「仆街啦 我開晒夜車你唔知咋
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佢:「你條仆街死記咋嘛 慌你會識咩」
我:「咁你又錯唔晒既 你覺得讀乜好
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佢:「唔... 讀外語都唔錯 我親戚個仔又係讀完外語無大學都搵得皮幾野一個月
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我:「你親戚個仔係咪我先得架屌
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佢:「一時時啦 有陣時...」
我:「有陣時
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佢:「問黎做乜喎 遲d你咪知囉
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我:「無啦啦發乜姣 成撚日講d唔講d
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佢:「飯就食完 去邊度好呀」
我:「返去啦 四周圍又熱又焗 係度食塵咩
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佢:「是但啦 反正都無野行 今晚不如搭地鐵返去啦
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我:「耐好多喎屌你 搭小巴啦
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佢:「今晚我想搭地鐵呀 陪我啦
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我:「你今晚係咪high大左呀 升到都唔駛咁架
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佢:「我升到你都未送野畀我呀柒腳
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我:「送份星島畀你囉
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佢:「有呢份禮物就夠啦
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我:「估唔到你真係咁慘 想搵人陪你搭地鐵都難 叫你平時做人唔好咁仆街架啦」
佢:「屌 畀兩分薄面你就咁串 咁唔爭在我地影張相啦
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我:「好地地影乜相 你就死
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佢:「唔係呀... 不過想同你影張相咋嘛
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我:「成晚都傻下傻下 你無野呀
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佢:「我地企係站名下面影啦
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我:「你等我叫個人幫手渣機先影到架柒頭」
佢:「你有無柒d呀 自拍咪得囉
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我:「最撚憎人玩呢d野 畀人見到有乜好睇 兩個傻西係度做戇鳩野
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佢:「你就傻西 企埋黎啦
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我:「真係只此一次 永遠唔會有下次
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跟住佢就挨係我度影啦 雖然咁講 不過之後都係有同佢自拍過
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影完之後就特登兜個大圈返屋企啦
坐地鐵果陣條友直頭眼訓到挨左係我度訓
見佢訓到扯鼻寒都費撚事叫醒佢
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到站之後我就拍佢個頭話:「喂 埋站啦
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佢:「好累呀對腳唔想郁呀
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我:「坐多兩個咪又撚要返屋企
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佢:「都話唔撚起囉
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屌你跟住我真係成碌柒咁唔郁坐左係度
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最後話就話兩個站 原來搭撚到去總站 仲要晒時間搭回程車
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佢條撚樣仲想坐多陣
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佢起身行果下講:「舒服晒
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我:「戇鳩
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佢:「我...我而家真係知啦
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我:「今晚做乜咁好死呀肥影
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佢:「未想返去咋嘛
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同佢行返去果陣都係好似平時咁玩 例如我會係佢行前面果陣踢佢隻腳
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又或者佢會好撚變態咁叫我唔好郁畀佢推我行
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返到我屋企樓下果陣佢好突然咁一野攬埋黎
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我果下真係唔識畀反應佢 嚇到我呆左咁企係度
我:「你做乜撚呀
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佢:「無野呀 識你咁耐好似都無攬過你 咪試下囉
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我:「你咁對鎚仔佢應該會跪低奶你隻腳都得
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佢:「你估我人人都會呀
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我:「仲有幾個月先開學呀柒頭
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跟住我同佢頭都無回就走左....
果下我以為佢係唔捨得我同小莉無人畀佢屌先會咁
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以當時既我對肥影既認識 佢係口裡說不果種人
明明怕悶又要懶無野 明明怕寂寞又要懶清高咁
我果下都無做d乜野 又唔撚係以後唔見 點解要咁做呢...
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點知過左兩日 係我起身食飯果陣老母話有封信畀我
我果下心諗邊個仆街又玩野寄不幸信呀屌你老母
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接過黎一睇 原來係肥影寫既
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相信大家都估到係寫乜
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詳細唔寫咁多啦 因為好嘔心
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都係果d肉麻骨痹野 不過佢寫果陣可能有喊啦 有幾滴水跡係度
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原來佢屋企一路都想送佢去大不列顛帝國度讀書 升唔升到都一樣照送
佢都有同屋企爭取過升到就唔過 不過佢老豆一早已經安排好晒 真係好撚有霸氣
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一百幾十萬都照拎出黎 如果肥影走撚左佢咪蝕水
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而家同你地講返可能你地覺得我點解咁冷靜
其實我果下真係嚇到呆左完全唔識畀反應 因為無諗過肥影會咁重視同我呢段關係...
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果下真係再蠢再柒都明啦 佢仲要數埋幾次明示幾次暗示 真係
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最尾佢都不忘提下小莉對我有野 叫我要對佢好同珍惜佢 我去到果下都覺得自己真係太蠢啦 傷得佢太緊要
佢最尾果句係寫 「感情唔會變 第日會再見
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真係無佢修 去到最尾都要咁...
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之後我都唔敢搵小莉住 因為...
其間小莉都搵下我出去既 不過我都無出
等到我再搵小莉果陣成件事都變得好複雜
因為我同佢去行街睇戲食飯 其中都無乜特別
不過係返屋企果陣佢就問我:「你知唔知阿影去左英國讀書呀
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我:「知呀 佢寫左封信畀我 原來條撚樣一早就要去英國
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佢:「係...係咩 都唔明點解佢唔同我地講 可能佢都唔捨得掛
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我:「屌 懶型咁走 佢有種以後都唔好返黎啦
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佢:「人地走左把口都仲咁樣 成日都係咁
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我:「你報左野讀未呀」
佢:「仲諗緊讀乜好呀 好多都好似讀完無乜用咁」
我:「至緊要搵自己興趣囉 其餘乜都假 唔想讀就算畀你讀中六都無撚用啦」
佢:「都係既 咁你呢」
我:「應該讀外語掛 出路都好似唔錯 而且好似幾岩我
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佢:「岩你咪好囉 我支持你
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我:「頭先食完好似唔夠飽 不如去食糖水囉
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佢:「好呀
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去到糖水鋪我叫左當時最型最潮既芒椰奶西
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小莉又係叫返平時食果d
我:「你悶唔悶呀莉姐 成撚日食同一樣野唔悶咩
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佢:「有陣時鍾意食一樣野又點會悶呢 因為你鍾意食呀嘛
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我:「咁都會想食下其他架嘛 不過都係你食 唔關我事
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佢:「咁你又問
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正係大家傾緊計果陣 由於果度既仆街地方十分之窄 有班阿叔行過果陣唔小心一野撞落我度
我成杯野倒左大半杯落小莉大髀度 佢果陣著短褲 所以我唔知點解好自然就拎紙巾幫佢抹
佢即刻禁住我隻手大叫:「呀!!
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我:「叫乜撚春
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佢:「你...你做乜野呀」
我:「幫你抹囉 可以做乜呀」
佢:「咁...咁你係...係男仔... 我係..女仔黎架嘛」
我:「咪又係腳一隻 不過你隻白同埋滑咋嘛
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佢:「你覺得滑咩
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我:「ok啦 點睇你塊面乜都無 唔會隻腳好多腳毛好撚粗掛
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佢:「你傻架 我又唔係男人
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我:「乾未呀莉姐
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佢:「乾啦 不過好痴立立」
我:「杯野好撚甜 叫左唔好晒
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條柒友亦都好自然咁拎黎飲左啖話:「係咩 麻麻地啦
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我:「成撚日食糖 好快變秦煌」
佢:「邊個係秦煌
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我:「屌你
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佢:「點樣架
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我:「起碼二百磅 對眼好細好高好大隻果個
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佢load左一陣就知 跟住就話:「就算變左佢你都要同我食野喎」
我果下真係心諗小莉究竟係講笑定講真呀...
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而肥影又有無吹水呀屌你...
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所以我果下決定問多次...
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