[信不信由你] 青少年經歷: 17
屌你我以為佢帶我去邊 原來又係爺淋角
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我:「西餐
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佢:「有刀有叉仲唔係西餐
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我:「係咪博屌
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佢笑到勁甜唔出聲
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我地叫完野食果陣無啦啦有人拍我膊頭
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屌你原來係盒仔
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我:「你做乜撚係度
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盒仔:「你梗係唔想我係度啦
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我:「戇鳩
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盒仔:「咁你又慘d既
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我:「咁你過返去啦屌你
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盒仔:「我識做我識做 即刻死返過去
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小莉佢老尷到耷低頭飲野唔出聲 又係面紅+沉默
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我:「你頭先做乜唔出聲既」
佢:「咁你地傾計費事嘈住你地呀嘛
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我:「有乜好嘈
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佢:「唔出聲都唔得
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我:「做乜你今晚講野咁撚怪
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佢:「幾時有呀
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我:「係咪杯杏霜有春藥
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佢:「死啦你
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跟住就食野啦 條友真係戇鳩 塊扒屌你我手掌都大過佢
小莉條仆街竟然食唔晒
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我:「唔好係我面前扮細食喎屌你 快d食埋佢唔好晒野
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佢:「真係食唔落啦 你唔覺好大塊好飽既咩」
我:「食十塊都得
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佢:「唔食啦....
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我:「睇見你就炆
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跟住我食埋佢 真係唔好晒野
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佢:「你做乜食埋佢
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我:「你上次話無性病咁我又唔想晒野咪食埋佢囉屌你
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佢:「你好肚餓咩
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我:「唔食啦 你條友又唔撚食得我食 唔怪得你咁撚瘦」
佢:「我都唔想呀 不過成日都食少少就飽
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我:「天生有得改既咩屌你
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佢:「做乜咁唔鍾意我把聲
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我:「咁撚仆街既佢
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佢:「明明我野都唔講多句 又唔會同男仔玩 咁都可以畀佢地話
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我:「你不滿既咪屌佢老母囉
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佢:「我唔開心左好耐架你知嘛 乜都無做過都畀人罵 男仔朋友都係識左你之後先多d咋嘛....
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我:「可能好快有人話你姣
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佢:「我畀人咁話你好開心咩...」
我:「又唔會喎 無乜特別感覺 因為唔關我事
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佢:「如果我把聲沉d就好啦 唔駛畀你地咁講
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我:「我無話過你姣喎 乜撚你地
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佢:「點解咁講
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我:「成班人好似未撚見過女人咁 見到你雙眼噴精你睇唔到咩
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佢:「有咩
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我:「你蠢呀嘛
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佢:「咁你又唔係好過菠菜蓮好多咋喎
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我:「戇鳩
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跟住埋完單就去盒仔果邊say個bye就走啦
不過佢老母 (盒媽
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我:「盒媽你完全誤會晒
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盒仔:「我見到小莉餵你食野喎
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我:「唔係喎
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盒仔:「得啦唔好再畀我視線範圍見到你 快d躝
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我:「得啦唔阻你天倫樂
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佢:「邊個阻邊個都未知啦
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我:「得啦收嗲 係咁啦
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跟住我就同小莉走左啦
返屋企都有小插曲
果晚又同小莉返屋企 其實都唔知點解成日送佢兩個返去自己先返去
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可能我果邊比較雜掛
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行行下小莉無啦啦問:「阿腳你大個左之後有無諗過做咩呀」
我:「我...
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佢:「咁即係做咩呀」
我:「做乜都得 都係想賺多d錢屋企人可以住得舒服d 同埋可以睇海景
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佢:「哈 估唔到你都有咁認真既時候
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我:「幾時都咁認真啦屌你
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佢:「痴線
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我:「我乜撚
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佢:「講...講出黎 你唔...唔好笑...笑我喎」
我:「得啦屌你
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佢成塊面紅晒
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佢:「我想同鍾意既人結婚生仔呀
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我:「
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佢:「又講粗口
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我:「其實
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佢:「其...其實我想要既好簡單架咋 有一個對我好既人就夠 窮同有錢都唔緊要
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我:「話你未見過世面真係無講錯
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佢:「同個鍾意既人簡單咁過生活就夠啦 我可以煮飯等佢返黎食 熱氣就煲湯畀佢飲」
我:「你煮野食
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佢:「可以學架嘛
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我:「好好好 期待你未來老公可以身體健康唔駛人幫
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佢:「傻人 到啦
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我:「係咁先
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跟住我就返屋企啦
行返去果陣諗 女仔咁易就滿足
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成日戇鳩鳩咁過日晨 做野懵盛盛
不過佢今晚做乜咁怪既
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以上就係我果陣聽完小莉講既野既諗法
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佢真係一個好易滿足既女仔
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仲有一個禮拜先串字比賽 (小莉寫左一齊加油呀阿腳係果日既手冊度
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所以都係可以悠閒咁過既
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肥影罵左我好耐做乜畀支筆小莉
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我:「你真係好撚孤寒
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肥影:「咩呀
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小莉:「多謝阿影
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肥影:「唔駛 其實都係個柒頭玩推銀多
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我:「知既就咪撚亂吠啦
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跟住我以為會算數 點知果晚肥影打黎
佢:「你當我死架仆街
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我:「又點呀屌你
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佢:「廢得過你
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我:「睇戲好高消費喎屌你
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佢:「你試下
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我:「屌你真係野蠻到嘔 其實你約鎚仔佢一定去 做乜約我
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佢:「你理得我
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不如我地就跳去講禮拜六啦
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我:「睇乜戲呀肥影 講明先唔睇文藝片愛情片
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佢:「屌你真係麻煩
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我:「不過話時話 你做乜著到鬼火咁靚就真 搞到我又好似著左睡衣
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佢果日著左件黑色有少少公主袖既闊領衫+裙+黑絲+頸巾
點解我身邊既人都咁鍾意盛裝出席無聊場合
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佢:「咦 柒腳你讚我呀
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我:「我由頭到尾都無話過你樣衰 不過係你格衰
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佢:「屌 狗口長不出象牙
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我:「有象牙晨早發撚左達啦
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佢:「揀戲啦仆街
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我:「是但你啦 揀愛情片咪當入去坐下囉
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佢:「成日做人咁撚無原則
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我:「你買住先 後數
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佢「狗西
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我有畀返佢既 不過費事拎出黎 食野果陣畀咪仲好
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入到去都係睇下戲咁
不過期間肥西影好似脂肪保唔到暖
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我細細聲:「你凍呀肥西
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佢:「呢到無肥西
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我:「凍就凍啦屌你
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佢:「你就成日病 不過呢度真係好似殮房咁凍
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我:「你入過
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佢:「死臭口
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我:「套戲好悶呀....」
講完就畀人薯我
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再睇多陣聽到肥影係咁打乞痴
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我係果陣真係忍唔住咁借件jacket畀佢著 因為佢好撚嘈同埋唔好傳染我
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係我除衫果陣佢就問:「你做咩呀
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我:「你係咁打乞痴好撚煩呀
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佢:
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佢:「唔..唔該
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我:「得啦麻煩友 套戲我諗就完啦
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佢:「無你修
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跟住佢就披住件jacket圈住我隻手
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我:「你做乜撚野痴咁埋
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佢:「係呀 鬼叫你咁好人明明自己怕凍又畀件衫我著咩
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我:「不過真係幾撚凍 睇完拿拿聲食個麵先
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佢:「柒腳 其實你...都好...柔....」
我:「你講乜撚... 我塊面好油咩
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佢:「無野啦 睇戲啦」
跟住肥影直頭個頭都挨埋落黎
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睇完戲之後痾完尿真係跑出去 有陣時戲院真係好撚凍
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肥影就繼續披住我件jacket 我就著住厚厚地既恤衫 (唔係肥影果件
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果陣我真係聽唔到佢講乜撚好柔 佢之後先同我講返...
「柒腳 其實你有陣時都好溫柔
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不過都係之後既事
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同肥影睇完戲就梗係食返d野暖下身啦
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佢:「你想食乜
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我:「食車仔麵啦肥影 大件夾抵食 加多罐冰極
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佢:「死戇鳩
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我:「行啦仆街
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佢:「你條廢人做乜有建樹既野咁巴閉呀
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我:「屌你咁你倒立行都得啦仆街
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佢:「
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我:「買乜鳩咁巴閉仲緊要過醫肚呀屌你
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佢:「行就行啦嘈乜鳩
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我:「屌你咪郁手郁腳 我自己有腳行」
佢:「咁就乖啦
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我果陣諗佢係咪有精神分裂
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一時就屌老母 一時就如珠如寶
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去到曼鈴
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我:「肥影你個咀好乾咩
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佢:「收嗲啦仆街
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跟住我把撚火走左出去等佢
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等左幾分鐘佢出到黎 見佢神神秘秘咁唔知做乜鳩
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我:「買完就行啦肥西 我真係好撚肚餓
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佢:「你唔好郁企係度
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我見佢咁認真就唔敢郁
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點知佢拎左盒萬獸累噸出黎 仲要幫我搽
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我自然反應即縮後左幾步
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我:「你做咩呀
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佢:「有人話鼻塞呀嘛
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我:「嚇撚死人咩 下次你講自己郁手就得 咪撚扮好人
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佢:「今日唔同你呢個賤骨頭計
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我:「做乜你今日咁撚怪既
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佢:「無野呀無野呀 行啦
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跟住我就同佢食野啦
我地去到車仔麵檔果陣 肥影無啦啦問:「我地真係食呢d
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我:「咩呢d
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佢:「不如我地今晚食好d好無呀
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我:「唔好
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佢:「仆你個街咁我請得未呀
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我:「唔得
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佢:「成撚日都係咁
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我:「請埋你飲野都得呀肥西
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佢:「是但你
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我:「唔撚係爺淋角呀
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佢:「做乜唔同我講呀 想死呀你仆街
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我:「點解要同你講
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佢:「唔食西餐呀仆街
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我:「頭先你先話食而家又唔食 係咪咁撚麻煩呀你
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佢:「總之唔食西餐啦
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我:「唔食咪唔食囉 打靶咁既面口做乜鳩
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佢:「咁熱氣你想我生粒粒呀仆街
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我:「屌你老母你自己諗
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佢:「屌 食日本野得未呀
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我:「好撚貴喎老友 我又唔係好食生野...」
佢:「陪我食一次啦好無 我知你好好人
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屌佢除左呢個
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我:「好好好 一次咋屌你肥影 周身都係肉 食河豚中毒
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佢:「乜我真係好肥咩
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我:「講下無啦啦又咁撚認真做乜
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佢:「咁就咪撚成日叫我肥影啦仆街
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我:「順口咋嘛都係一句 咁撚介意做乜」
佢:「因為我呢個冬天好似肥左
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我:「屌你我係咁食野又唔見我肥 咪撚賴冬天啦
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佢:「你有暗病點同呀
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我:「收嗲
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跟住我聽到佢話:「都唔知邊個上次先話我唱歌好聽
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我無理佢繼續行
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去到禾聞 見到好多人排晒隊 果日仲要好撚多情侶 唔知關唔關就黎情人節事
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跟住去拎飛果陣有單野我到而家都覺得好戇鳩
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知客 (我係咁叫
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我:「兩位
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知客:「先生你介唔介意大檯呀
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我:「唔介...」
跟住肥影快過光速咁過黎話:「唔好意思咁我地等下先啦 唔該晒
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跟住佢就甜笑左一下
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