[信不信由你] 青少年經歷: 18
我:「你係咪好撚多時間
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佢:「坐卡位舒服d喎 畀咁多錢梗係要坐得舒服d啦係咪呀柒腳」
我:「有道理 不過真係好撚多人
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佢:「等下啦 成日都無耐性
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我:「其實你係咪肥影黎
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佢:「好溫柔咩 本身我都係咁架喎 有咩唔同
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我:「好唔同 但又講唔出 好似怪怪地咁
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佢:「咁咪係囉
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等左好撚耐先入去
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我:「甜品而家上定點呀
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佢:「而家啦柒腳」
我:「得啦肥西影 成日食甜野唔肥就玩鳩我
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佢:「叫你就叫啦咁撚多嗲
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食完甜品到走果下肥影都怪怪地咁唔知做乜鳩
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最撚柒係有人捧住一大個鐵鍋果下佢好似唔識避咁 唔知諗乜鳩
跟住我一野拉佢去埋邊
我:「你傻撚左咩 成兜熱野淋落黎你就仆街啦 連少少姿色都無埋 性格又差就唔死都無用
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佢
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佢:「有你呀嘛 你個柒頭會拉返我入黎」
我:「痴撚線 畀人罵都笑 你係咪咁戇鳩咁傻呀
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佢:「我鍾意整咩表情關你鳩事咩
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我:「屌你 早知由得你個仆街畀熱野淋到你三級燒傷
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佢:「你唔會既
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跟住就返屋企啦
送佢返屋企果陣 佢一路行一路好high咁唱歌
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我:「今晚做乜咁撚好唱口
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佢:「死白痴
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我:「戇鳩
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佢:「有用咪好囉
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跟住見佢拎左粒好似糖既野出黎
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我:「屌你唔怪得話肥啦
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佢:「咁多嗲做乜鳩
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我:「點呀 今次呢粒未見過包裝紙既 鎚仔又係邊度買d靚野返黎
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佢:「食就食啦仆街
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跟住我就一啖食左佢
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我:「咦 正野喎
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佢:「真係好食咩
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我:「唔覺
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佢:「幾時整畀你呀 又未聽你講過既
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我:「好撚耐啦
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佢:「你覺得好好食咩柒腳
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我:「你係咪唔舒服呀肥影
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佢:「答我啦仆街
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我:「真係唔錯 鎚仔有無同你講係邊買 真係幾正
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佢:「做乜係咁講條仆街買呀
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我
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我:「無可能
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佢:「屌你啦仆街仔
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我:「關咩事
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佢:「小莉同我真係差好遠咩
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我:「其實你正笨柒 我知
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佢:「唉... 你覺得好食就得啦柒頭
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我:「咁你自己唔駛留返幾粒咩肥影 夜晚無野食好慘喎
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佢:「又開口埋口叫肥影
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我:「奇奇怪怪
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佢:「唔駛
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我行返去果下諗到毛管戙 肥影今晚做咩呀...
婆婆媽媽之餘又咁奇怪 以為同小莉出緊街呀屌
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睇唔慣佢明明係一個咁八咁巴渣咁撚煩咁戇鳩咁粗魯咁賤既人
無啦啦會咁溫柔
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果次出完街之後真係對肥影另眼相看
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完全估佢唔到係識整野食
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中間都無乜野發生 除左同小莉個死人仆街串字比賽
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上堂果陣時miss問:「阿腳 你同小莉準備好未呀 今日比賽呀」
我:「未
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miss:「搞錯呀
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小莉:「我...我都唔係好記得呀
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我:「盡乜鬼力呀 拿拿聲輸左佢返屋企休息下好過啦
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小莉:「你好衰呀
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我:「咁你呢
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小莉:「盡力啦
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跟住放左學就開始啦
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肥影:「小莉加油呀
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我:「戇鳩
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跟住佢就去左圖書館等我地
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果幾個人既英文算係國金頂樓 我最多係低到地底既小蟻民
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小莉:「佢地勁唔勁又有咩關係呢
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我:「咁又係既
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小莉:「咁咪係囉
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跟住佢渣左我隻手一下
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個比賽既形式我覺得好撚怪
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跟住就有幾條橫線畀你寫野 用過既字無得再用咁
所以同文法無關 純粹考你識幾多字咁 好撚白痴
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可以講下有個戇鳩位
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就係畀我見到F字頭後面有三條橫線
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我同小莉講:「我陣間係後面一定加埋uck落去
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佢:「唔好呀
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我:「怕佢老母
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點知到我搶果個黎寫果陣 真係講就兇狠 做就碌撚
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最後我寫左rog
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我:「費事又驚動老母就唔係幾好
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佢:「咁咪乖囉
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成個比賽都無乜野 我同小莉都撐到一陣
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不過有個位我真的憤怒鳥
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我地係度輪流寫果陣 咁我暫時叫個仆街仔做P先
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P:「喂喂小莉 做乜你會同個傻仔 (即係我
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小莉:「下...下... 因為...」
P:「好多人都話你同佢拍緊拖 成日出雙入對 其實佢都好普通呀 英文又差
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我係側邊唔出聲 因為我一開聲就會屌鳩佢同埋佢好似低form同小莉同過班 咁應該係朋友黎
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小莉:「因..因為miss叫我地參加 咁我地咪..咪試下囉...」
P:「哦
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小莉:「係...係咩 多謝」
P:「你msn係咩呀 我無你msn喎
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小莉:「我唔係成日開架 所...所以有無都無所謂啦」
P:「咁有都無所謂啦 係咩呀 講啦
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我果下聽到心都煩 個仆街仔把聲又要懶斯文咁 屌
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小莉:「[email protected]呀...」
P:「咁我今晚返去add你啦 你陣間去邊呀 去唔去食下午茶呀
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小莉:「我...同阿腳同阿影食呀」
P:「咁一齊好無呀 你幫我問下阿腳啦 (佢唔識我
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跟住小莉就走黎問我:「阿腳 阿P話一齊食下午茶呀 你覺得好無呀」
我:「個仆街把聲好撚煩
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小莉:「咁...咁我叫佢唔好啦 我想同你地食
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我:「你鍾意
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跟住又到我寫字啦
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果下真係唔知點解無名火起三億丈
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我見到小莉把頭髮散晒出黎 個樣又好似好驚咁企埋一邊
我就行返埋去睇下咩事
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我:「玩到扯橡筋咁激 小心畀人記名呀唔紮頭髮
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小莉:「唔..唔係呀 係佢話咩放頭髮落黎...好...好...好睇d...
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我:「十成十想溝你啦屌
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小莉:「我...我...」
跟住見到小莉問佢拎返佢又係唔畀
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小莉好似想喊咁企係度 我唔知點解果下就好撚炆
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對腳好撚自然行左埋去一野捉住佢隻手拎返
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P:「你做咩呀
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我:「你盲撚左呀
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P:「咁又關你咩事呀 小莉都無話驚」
我:「要人開到口你就玩過火啦仆街
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P:「你都痴線既 小莉話你地無野係朋友咋 你咁多事做乜」
我:「我係鍾意多事關你鳩事呀 唔好咁撚多廢話 有種過黎拎返
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P:「你都傻傻地」
跟住佢就自己行埋一二邊等
我就畀返條橡筋小莉
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我:「拿 你既
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佢:「唔..唔該 你..你做乜捉住佢既
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我:「你都幾笨柒
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佢面都紅埋講:「唔..唔該晒
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我:「唔駛
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佢:「睇唔過眼
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我:「至憎呢種仆街 懶幽默之餘其實好撚柒
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佢:「好彩無畀msn佢 如果唔係實煩死
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我:「你唔係畀左佢咩
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佢:「今次你要讚下我啦
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我:「轉數高左喎
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佢:「多謝
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佢果刻真係笑得好甜好甜 有佢整果粒朱古力咁甜
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雖然我地到最後都係輸左 不過我預左
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完左就去搵肥影食野啦
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去到圖書館見到肥影好撚落力係度做功課
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我行埋去扮晒野咁問:「唔該呢位同學 請問你隔籬有無位呢
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由於我變左聲同小莉去左廁所 佢又望都無望過黎 所以認唔到我
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佢:「我朋友陣間黎 你對眼有事定係唔識分檯凳 大把位唔好煩我」
我真係畀佢既反應搞到我出唔到聲 估唔到佢對唔識既人係咁仆街
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仲要咁撚串
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我:「屌你肥影
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佢:「你幾時係度架
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我:「頭先個仆街咪我囉屌你
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佢:「好撚好玩咩屌你
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我:「痴撚線
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佢:「無聊人識唔識都罷
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我:「佢去廁所 你執野先啦」
過左一陣小莉先入黎
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我:「做乜咁撚耐既
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小莉:「個頭亂左咪整返好佢囉
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肥影:「串字串到頭都亂埋
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小莉:「梗係無啦
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我:「串字就梗係唔會頭都亂啦肥影 頭先小莉畀仔撩呀
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肥影:「完全唔明 你地講黎聽下
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小莉就慢慢講畀佢聽 不過佢又無提我幫佢拎返 所以....
肥影:「如果佢試下整亂我個頭實一巴打到佢牙都甩
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我:「你梗係啦
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小莉:「阿影你唔明啦 果下我真係好驚呀
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肥影:「柒腳無幫你咩
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我聽到果下真係呆左
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我:「小莉都未撚講完
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肥影
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肥影:「屌你 如果換轉係我你一定唔出手啦
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我:「梗係啦
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小莉:「點...點會呢 阿腳佢一定幫你架
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肥影:「哼 駛鬼佢幫 柒腳你收鳩皮啦
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我
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果下諗做乜無啦啦又畀人罵
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跟住佢照舊好撚大大大大大大力meet我一下就笑返 真係.....
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果下三條友都係去返學校附近既餐廳食野
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佢地兩個有好多野講 例如飲食習慣之類 肥影想白滑 小莉想身形靚 真係戇鳩
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所以我永遠係後面跟住算數 等佢地有野講先同我講
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坐低大家輪流叫野食
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我:「肥影你呢排好鍾意朱古力喎
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小莉:「咩整朱古力
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肥影:「哦 無聊野咋嘛
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我:「都唔無聊呀大佬
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小莉--->
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我:「有次同肥影出街 佢拎左粒未見過既包裝既朱古力出黎 我食完覺得好好食 以為鎚仔買 點知係肥影整
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小莉:「下...咁...咁...
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肥影:「我整完食唔晒未派畀個柒頭囉
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我:「仲有d冷飯菜汁呀西影
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肥影:「屎你要唔要
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小莉:「.....」
我:「做咩呀小莉姐 完全唔出聲又西口西面 唔舒服咩
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小莉:「無...無野呀 食野啦
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我:「無野就得
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跟住我地食完就返去啦
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佢地兩個都有送野畀我
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而最撚令我葡萄係盒仔佢既朱古力鋪到成檯都係 我無記錯係得少少
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果年既情人節係要返學 屌你放學見到一街都係狗男女就
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我朝早選擇睇埋珠珠先出門口係岩既
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不過臨出門口果陣 無啦啦小莉打黎
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我:「有乜貴幹
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佢:「你...你出門口未呀
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我:「差唔多 你無做功課咩
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佢:「唔..唔係呀 咁返去見啦
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我:「痴撚線
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跟住就著鞋出門口
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就係搭"車立"果陣望一望錶 屌那媽 原來得返十分鐘
所以一出"車立"就要起跑啦
跑出大堂果下唔小心撞左個人落牆 但係趕時間我完全無撚理佢
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到佢叫我先知係小莉
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佢:「好痛呀
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我:「點解你係度
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佢:「諗住搵埋你一齊返學咋嘛 做乜咁趕呀
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我:「你戇鳩咩
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佢:「唔..唔係呀 不過今日想搵你一齊返咋嘛
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我:「做乜撚晨早流流講野就口窒窒
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佢:「有..有咩... 你食左野未呀
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我:「少少啦 一個麵包 做乜咁問」
佢拎左個細膠袋仔出黎放係我面前
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遮晒我視線
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我:「咁係咩意思呀小莉姐
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佢:「畀你食架
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我:「撚有時間食咩
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跟住就兩條友係咁跑係咁跑
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小莉條友其實好撚虛 第一次見到有人比我更虛
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佢係跑幾下停十幾五十下果種 都幾懷疑佢有無暗病
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跑到返學校附近已經聽到鐘聲 仲見到校工係度拉門
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我:「屌 又遲到
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佢:「咁點...點算呀 我未試過呀...」
我:「有無咁撚乖呀屌你
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佢:「咁咪遲得仲多
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我:「你都幾笨柒 反正都遲 遲五分鐘同半個鐘都無分別 一個鐘就話嚴重遲到咋嘛
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佢:「咁...咁...好啦
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我:「真係生人唔生膽 等住畀人斬
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佢無出聲理我 因為佢跑到塊面都紅晒 由其係佢皮薄又白 更加明顯
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