[信不信由你] 青少年經歷: 16
咁返學之後果幾日都無乜野 係間唔中佢地睇下打波同食下野咁
不如直接講肥影唱歌啦
果日係好凍好凍而且係凍撚到我郁都唔想郁既一日
咁我地係全日都歌唱比賽黎既 而且好撚遠所以我年年都唔去
果年都係打算唔去架啦 又唔係有咩特別
咁我就照舊同老母講我唔舒服啦
正當我起身睇戇鳩卡通片果陣 小莉就打黎
佢:「喂 阿腳 你做咩仲未到呀」
我:「我年年都唔到架喎做乜撚野打黎」
佢:「今日阿影唱歌喎 你唔黎支持」
我:「又唔係第一次聽佢唱 有乜好支持
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佢:「咁人地比賽點同平時呀
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我:「你都戇撚鳩
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跟住佢電話就畀肥影搶撚左
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肥影:「仆街仔快撚d死出黎呀
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我:「慢慢
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跟住就cut佢線
過左陣又電話響
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今次係肥西影本人
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佢:「你係咪唔黎呀 今鋪真係反面呀屌你
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我:「都請撚左假點黎呀
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佢:「我憎死你呀仆街xxx」
跟住就cut撚左我線
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過多一兩個鐘就到小莉sms轟炸
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我有一下直程熄撚左電話
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不過無幾耐就開返
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見到好撚多sms 小莉盒仔肥兔果堆都有
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不過小莉個sms最深刻
「你唔黎就算啦 無謂迫你 但係阿影都係想你黎咋 何必咁絕情
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我果陣諗左好撚耐 究竟去唔去好去就要飛的 唔去又好似.....
最後我都係揀左好戇鳩決定 都係去左
我好撚記得車錢係117.2
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不過去到都唔係即刻有得入 要等轉場
果陣都未到佢唱 都唔知佢咁撚認真做乜撚 畀你贏到最多咪有些少掌聲
入到去搵左好耐都搵唔到自己班坐邊
跟住就索性自己坐開左
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一到肥影出場果下成班人都大叫阿影 阿影 好鬼勁之類
我就覺得miss真係幾大影響力 成班都咁撚撐佢
跟住就到佢唱啦
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佢果陣其實都唱得唔錯既 不過....
佢把聲好沙就真
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我果陣諗緊點解把聲咁沙既 唔通佢練歌練通頂
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最撚仆街係成班都無人知我返左黎睇肥影唱
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睇左好撚多人之後終於完啦
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結果肥影係輸左
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到佢地開始散果陣 因為我坐得最近門口 所以我一早走左出去食風
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我見佢地都出得七七八八果下先搵返佢地
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離遠見到我自己果班係度聚集
miss:「阿腳你做乜係度既
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我:「咁勁
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小莉:「你有無睇到阿影唱呀咁」
我:「有呀 不過佢今日失準喎
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小莉:「你陣間講都唔好講呀 你知唔知....」
跟住肥影就行過黎
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我:「喂 肥影 你今日唱得好差喎 做乜咁失策呀
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佢望都無望我就行開左
跟住到miss攬住佢講:「我覺得你拎第一喎 今日我請食野好無
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我:「好呀
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小莉:「喂...」
我:「喂乜
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小莉:「唉....
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我:「做乜呀
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肥西影就行埋黎一腳踏落黎 我痛到係miss面前都爆粗:「屌你戇鳩架 好撚痛呀
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miss:「xxx 你作死呀
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我:「但係...
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小莉先行埋黎同我講:「阿影頭先係廁所喊左好耐呀 喊到聲都沙
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我:「鬼知佢咩
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肥影:「唔想見到你呀
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跟住佢就跑開左
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講返點解咁都feel唔到先 其實無點解喎
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可能佢真係當我朋友掛 明明講好黎又唔黎所以先咁撚炆
佢係轉校生唔知我習性都唔出奇 不過都唔駛咁撚樣呀
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入正題
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我問小莉:「佢係咪呢幾日唔撚方便
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佢:「唔係呀...
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我:「唉 等你講得黎蚊都食飽血仲死撚埋
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佢:「好啦....」
我用小莉電話打
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肥影:「做咩呀小莉
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我:「小條撚咩
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跟住個臭西一野cut撚左我線
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我:「佢今日食左屎黎喎
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小莉:「唔係呀.... 你真係唔明....
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我:「明乜呀屌
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小莉:「我就真係頂你唔順呀
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我:「做乜連你都食埋屎
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小莉:「睇唔過眼
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我:「兩個都柒下柒下
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小莉:「得啦 陣間唔好亂講野啦」
我果陣都未知佢做乜柒
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屌還屌 咪又撚係去搵佢
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最後去到間餐廳見到佢
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小莉:「做乜咁悶一個人食野呀 一齊食啦
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我:「點解咁撚興呀
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肥影:「咒衰你自己先啦仆街仔
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我:「我又做過乜野咁傷天害理呀屌
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肥影:「你話呢
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我:「唉 屌你我用左舊幾水搭車黎架屌你
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肥影:「咁你又做乜扮型坐開一二邊呀屌
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我:「你都戇鳩
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肥影:「食屎啦你
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我:「一般
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小莉:「都話阿影係廁所....」
我:「喊呀嘛
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肥影:「幾時有
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佢果下真係好撚恐怖
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同佢地食完野行左陣又走啦
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估佢唔到發撚完咁大脾氣咁快無野
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所以我同佢做朋友做到而家我肯定佢有情緒病
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但係果陣小莉好撚奇怪咁話:「我...我返屋企先啦 有少少累同唔舒服 你地行下先啦
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我:「抵死啦屌你
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肥影:「你收嗲啦仆街
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小莉:「好...好啦 拜拜...
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跟住佢就走鳥
我:「見你輸左咁撚慘 黎啦 去飲下野啦 不過唔准多過十蚊
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肥影:「屌你孤寒到你
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宅宅寶寶 其實我覺得呢間野真係好撚燒錢
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唔明點解過左小學雞階段都有無數人會中伏
當然 懵撚係由細做到大 畀人搵笨柒好撚快
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所以肥影講果下我都知仆得街啦....
肥影:「西腳 今日目標係要中左隻熊
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我:「你講細果隻定大果隻
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肥影:「廢話咪撚講好無
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我:「屌你
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肥影:「你唔覺大既得意d咩
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我:「唔覺
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肥影:「你仆街啦
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我:「屌
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肥影:「我唔理
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我聲都無出過 因為講佢都唔會走
所以我都係係咁意唱左五十蚊算啦
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屌你 可惜果日駛費又係大過元氣彈
唔知大家記唔記得有隻係射大板牙
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肥影好撚鍾意玩 玩到唔肯走
我呢d梗係玩推銀 因為最有機會贏多d
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不過佢真係大唔透 成撚日玩呢d低b野都可以好high
有一期佢好撚迷扭計骰 仲係咁叫我玩
佢玩果陣係十八歲某個角度睇佢其實都有d毒
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玩既過程唔多講啦 都係果d
不過有兩樣野可以提一提
第一係我同佢玩推銀機
佢見到我有少少斬獲就死埋黎玩
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我:「你埋黎做乜鳩呀 玩你既大板牙啦
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佢:「玩黎玩去都係得果幾張飛
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我:「你咪撚痴咁埋部機呀 陣間畀人屈鳩你拍機就仆街
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佢:「唔會啦屌你
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我:「係至好講
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點知佢痴埋去既唔係部機而係我度
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入面玩到好熱我一早除左件校褸 佢都除埋頸巾呀等等一切保暖物品
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佢愈黎愈high 係咁睇邊度入好 (唔係屌西中出含撚深喉
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我都好聚精會神睇緊位
跟住佢睇睇下 想入錢果下唔小心一野仆左落黎
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我:「好肥呀你肥影
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佢:「屌你咩講講講
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我:「你起返身先 真係好撚重」
佢先識起返身再怕怕醜醜講唔好意思
果下又係請左我食波餅
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第二係玩到最尾玩掉彩虹
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我同佢得返四五個幣就鳩掉啦
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點知咁都畀我掉中左
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係支筆
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我:「正 唔駛買筆用
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佢:「畀我
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我:「膝頭對上就係髀 畀你
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佢:「好撚戇鳩
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我:「
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佢:「我係想要呢支 反正都換唔到隻公仔 咁你送呢支筆畀我啦
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我唔理佢放左入袋
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點知佢又好似想喊又想發脾氣咁
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我又心軟畀撚左佢 問佢:「你做乜撚又好似想喊咁
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佢:「你係先好講
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跟住又傻笑 (唔係羊遷牙果隻) 搞到我果下好撚不安 未見過有人可以咁大差別
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最後佢都聽左我講無換公仔 換左幾件文具咁
不過佢又開始發脾氣 點解呢
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因為我提議不如畀支筆小莉果陣
佢:「你個仆街對小莉就咁好
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我:「我都有送筆畀你
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佢:「好呀
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我:「得啦煩西」
跟住就同佢返去鳥
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我唔係特登講小莉出黎
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其實我果陣覺得有咁多支筆 分支畀人都唔怕死掛
反正小莉平時都好撚大方擺晒出黎任人用 點計都係一齊用
估唔到佢咁撚計較就真
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有條數計 兩蚊個幣 當你一個贏到一張 都要成廿幾張飛先換到 (唔知有無記錯)
即係支筆要成四十蚊左右
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送完佢返去就終於到我返屋企
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不過.....
老母:「你唔係請假既咩 做乜又走左出去
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我:「咁岩要返學校交埋d功課呀嘛再唔交畀人記缺點啦」
老母:「交完功課之後呢
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我:「同朋友行左陣就返黎啦」
老母:「有人同我講你同個女仔入左去d低b樂園玩喎
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我:「邊個呀又班師奶真係煩 無話題講咪返屋企囉 又要同你講返
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老母:「斷正咪認囉
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我:「我去玩 對唔住
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跟住就返房休息
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老老賓賓 畀老母既朋友見到真係好撚煩 班人係咪真係咁撚寂寞
之後都係普普通通返學日子
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不過無啦啦miss又講:「就黎串字比賽啦喎 阿腳你準備成點呀
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我:「無喎諗住去到第一round就出局
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miss:「小莉咁你呢
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小莉:「我..我一般啦 有睇下字既
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miss:「咁你快d同阿腳一齊記下啦
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肥影:「再唔係等我教你啦仆街
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我:「屌你
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果日放左學連機都無得打就要同小莉去記下字
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肥影:「不如我留低一齊教你地記啦 柒腳個仆街一定好懶 無人屌佢一定唔郁
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我:「屌你食屎啦
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小莉:「唔好咁講阿影啦
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我:「唔想條粉腸係咁奚落我
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肥影:「屌你有寶咩
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跟住快過小明咁走左
我:「其實不如走啦係度好撚無聊」
佢:「唔好啦
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我:「咁係咁意睇下咪算囉 反正miss有畀範圍
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佢:「都好呀
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我:「咁睇撚完就快閃
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跟住就一齊寫下記下咁
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寫寫下 小莉見到我同肥影換返黎既戰利品就問:「咩黎架 幾靚喎
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我:「屌靚條鳩咩
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小莉
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我:「好出奇咩
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佢:「點解畀我既
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我:「咁你想要呀嘛
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佢:「得啦
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我:「好似都有四五支
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佢:「係囉
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我:「溫埋呢part走啦
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佢:「好啦
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跟住再溫多陣就走啦 晒撚晒我d時間
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點知出左學校無耐 老母打黎:「我今晚返大陸呀 你自己食飯啦
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我:「你又唔一早打黎講係咁啦」
小莉:「做咩呀
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我:「老母打黎話無飯食咋嘛 仲好 返去食完打機無人屌
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佢:「又話好累又打機
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我:「唔駛
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佢:「唔得
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我:「西餐
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佢:「係呀 不過行一陣先喎
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我:「是但你
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佢:「咁你送支筆畀我嘛
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我:「屌你咁唔爭在請埋我食啦
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佢:「成日都係咁 好煩呀你
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佢講呢句果下其實唔知佢想點
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跟住就同佢行一陣食飯啦
行果陣見到我一向最不屑既貼紙相機鋪
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我:「呢d真係好柒
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佢:「咁不如我地xx (即係戇鳩
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我:「明知畀人搵笨柒都去
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佢:「黎啦黎啦
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跟住佢就圈住我隻手入去啦
我行到入去 揀左部最平既黎影
佢:「不如影果部啦 好似多公仔揀d」
我:「多幾隻柒野就要收我幾十蚊
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佢:「你真係呀
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我:「其實你知唔知自己好戇鳩
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佢:「成日都係咁 其實你個心就好軟 永遠得把口硬
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我:「影就影啦屌你
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佢:「得啦 就呢個啦」
跟住就行左過去果幾十個大洋
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影果d廢話唔講 不過有一張係我影影下佢痴太埋 跟住我打左個乞痴
個表情真係柒到
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而家仲有keep住
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影完佢畀左幾張我 我叫佢整左張果d好似卡咁既野
因為細細張好易跌
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影完我地就去食野啦