[信不信由你] 青少年經歷: 12
阿影:「小莉你好大鑊喎 咁都唔識到時出難d真係學仆街腳話 涼粉都無得食呀
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我:「屌你咩肥影 無啦啦又罵鳩我
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小莉:「咁...咁點算呀... 死啦... 我仲係乜都唔識...
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阿影:「唔緊要 今日一定教識你先走
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我:「係囉 不過我走先
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小莉:「真...真係架....
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我:「梗係啦 我慣左考試之前有充足休息
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小莉:「一齊溫啦 多d人好d...」
我:「屌你打仗咩
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小莉:「嗯....
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阿影:「仆街你有種就走 我話撚到明你合格都整到你唔合格
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我:「點整
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阿影:「例如我特登話畀miss知你叫我通水畀你 如果唔通就點點點咁」
我知個仆街一定做得出 因為佢真係戇撚鳩
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我:「痴撚線
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阿影:「你睇下小莉個樣又慘又驚咁 你個撚樣可唔可以拎返少少心肝同人性出黎呀
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我:「屌你 坐係度就叫有人性 咁你實大撚把啦
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阿影:「屌你都晒鳩氣
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小莉:「阿腳一係你坐一陣就去打下機囉 不過記得...記得返黎呀」
我:「你話架 溫個半鐘先打機
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阿影:「屌你真係打靶都晒子彈
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我:「屌你
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跟住就開始三人溫書啦
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我印象中都幾多男仔睇望小莉佢地一眼至五六百眼
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可能小莉佢成日都去飲啦 出親街都好撚養眼
果陣唔係好興連身裙 佢著就會特別顯眼
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我溫左一陣子就真係去左打機
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佢兩個都仲係雞同鴨講
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小莉永遠聽完都露出一個好撚疑惑既樣
我覺得肥影已經算係識教人果種人 無理由會咁撚樣
我出去期間亦都畀人點撚左去買野飲
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真係好撚麻煩
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我:「小莉既熱杏霜同西影既熱朱古力 成本連運費係四十蚊
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小莉:「唔..唔該 杯野仲好暖」
西影:「屌你點解我果杯凍既
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我:「幾撚時有呀
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西影:「柒頭你係咪買撚錯凍朱古力
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小莉:「你飲唔飲杏霜架 我同你調囉
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西影:「麻麻地
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小莉:「唔係啦 我都唔係成日飲杏霜 咁岩今日想飲咋嘛」
我:「咁你即係認自己好白滑啦係咪
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小莉又面紅
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西影:「你睇你隻手... 白到反光....
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我:「屌你班人唔係溫書既咩 係度教護膚
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小莉:「係喎
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西影:「死賤腳你真係好仆街 人地同小莉傾下計輕鬆下又屌黎屌去 自己又走去打機 仆你個街
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我:「西影你咪繼續同佢傾護膚囉
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小莉:「阿腳都係想我溫書咋嘛 你唔好罵佢啦」
西影:「小莉 呢條友賤骨頭黎架 你咁就佢做乜...」
小莉繼續面紅紅似恐龍咁:「無..無呀 無就佢」
我:「係囉 係就我就唔會叫我買野飲啦
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西影:「收皮啦你
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我:「西影你可唔可以斬自己一刀 唔該你啦
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小莉笑到訓係度...
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跟住我地就繼續溫書啦
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小莉真係好依賴人講畀佢聽 我諗無人係度教佢 佢連一題都唔識
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仲係用埋d最撚基本既方法 屌你計得黎都天光啦
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再溫多幾日書就正式考試啦
肥影佢直情一放學就返屋企溫書
有次真係嚇撚死我同小莉
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鎚仔佢有次唔識死拎撚左肥影既筆記黎睇
仲要講:「你有乜唔識我教你啦 做乜自己一個溫咁慘呀 阿腳同小莉都教唔到你
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阿影:「屌你老母咩仆街
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我同小莉
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條撚樣真係有雙重人格
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果陣時間表出左啦 小莉見到就即刻打靶咁既樣
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因為考完英文就到數學 佢呢次仲唔仆街
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我就梗係無撚所謂啦 咩成績都ok
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跟住佢又撚夜媽媽打黎
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佢:「阿腳點算呀 我溫左都好似無溫咁既
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我:「無溫咪抖下囉
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佢:「咁點得架
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我:「收皮又有乜撚所謂
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佢:「我好耐都未合格過啦
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我果下真係笑到仆街 因為佢好認真講呢句野 我覺得係爆趣
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佢:「你好衰架...
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我:「因為真係好撚好笑 你咁認真講自己好耐未合格過
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佢:「點算呀... 阿腳呀....」
我:「屌你叫完我個名就合格啦咩
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佢:「你唔駛溫英文咩」
我:「同你一樣 都好耐未合格過 唔撚差在呢一次
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佢:「哈哈哈哈哈
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我:「你都係啦柒頭
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跟住第二日就一齊溫書啦
果日同小莉去溫書 佢真係做撚晒準備
由學期初既notes至果陣既level都有齊
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其實佢有mark低上堂教既野同肯聽書 點解會搞到咁撚樣既地步
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不過算啦 佢而家對數字上都無乜概念 慣撚左佢食飯成日計錯數
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入正題
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我約左小莉去附近既餐廳溫書 (唔係m記
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天氣仲係凍到仆街 我依舊係包撚到成隻粽咁落去
不過我記得果下係著左我件價值七九九既飲衫 因為無衫著洗撚晒
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小莉一見到我就問:「件衫幾時買架 幾好睇喎
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我:「做乜撚咁好口 我陪你溫一陣咋 唔撚駛旨意我會長教
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佢:「咁大反應做乜
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我:「果次同肥影出去買咋嘛 佢老味條柒頭係都話要買呀 著完似個人咁樣 自己畀撚埋錢送畀我
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佢:「阿影對你真係好呀...七百幾蚊都買黎送畀你
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我:「屌你啦 我畀返錢佢架 至撚怕欠人既 無啦啦送咁撚貴既野畀我 肯定之後要求一百億倍既回報
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佢:「其實你知唔知阿影對你好好架
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我:「對我好要日日屌老母
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佢:「算啦 講極都係咁 我地去溫書啦 無時間啦
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我:「唉 行啦 我都肚餓
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跟住我地就行左去屋企附近既餐廳啦
我一坐低就大叫:「老闆 a餐 熱好立克」
老闆:「咁大個人仲飲熱好立克
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屌你我好有印象畀佢咁講
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小莉又笑到傻左咁講:「阿腳你真係好低能呀 飲杯野都畀人話
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我:「佢戇撚鳩咋嘛
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再大叫:「頭先a餐轉熱啡 咁夠大個仔未呀
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老闆:「小朋友要轉齋啡呀 畀甜d佢
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我真係要禁佢老母訓係地 即刻帶佢返屋企呀屌
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小莉:「我要c餐飲熱杏霜 唔該
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老闆:「靚女要c餐熱杏霜呀 沖濃d
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我:「屌你你就靚女
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小莉:「你個人真係...
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我:「坐一坐食完野好溫書啦柒頭 如果唔係你係度訓啦」
小莉:「死啦... 到中午啦.... 陣間要努力d先得
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我:「你都努力左好耐啦
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小莉:「係囉...都好似無乜成效
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食完野之後就開始溫書啦
條撚樣真係柒下柒下 計黎計去都計唔到
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我:「小莉你不如今晚早d訓啦 你咁樣計法我又傷神你又傷神
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佢:「你...你係咪唔耐煩啦
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我:「咁蠢又唔撚係死罪黎既... 你做多陣先 我坐係度休息下」
佢:「好呀
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我無記錯既話我同佢溫到六點幾七點就走左啦 因為開始好撚多人同嘈 條撚樣又話乜乜柒柒咁
痾屎唔出賴地硬
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佢:「咁點算呀阿腳 我溫完仲係好似無溫過呀....」
我:「我幫唔撚到你喎 盡晒人事都陪左你咁多日溫書
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佢:「
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我:「唉 又撚整呢d樣同呢d聲
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佢
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佢:「做...做乜叫我去你屋企既
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我:「你又撚話溫唔晒 唔通睇住你死咩...」
佢面紅紅咁講:「你...你其實好..好人呀阿腳 你屋企人係唔係度呀」
我:「咁仆街既你
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佢:「你..你好衰呀
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我:「屌你唔玩你玩邊個呀
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佢:「不過算啦 你有時真係幾好人 唔該」
我:「屌 唔係有時 係成日 我天生就係一個好人
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佢:「係啦係啦 但係我今日著得好普通咁見你屋企人好似唔係幾好喎」
我:「屌邊撚個望你喎
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佢:「咁...咁都唔可以失禮架嘛 我返去換一換衫先 搞掂打畀你 你落黎接我啦
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我:「麻撚煩
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佢:「係啦 陣間見
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我:「係咁先
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我果下返左屋企訓覺
同老母講陣間有個朋友上黎溫書
老母:「睇下你陣間打機定溫書 唔好畀我聽到你講輸左呀 抵你死 或者早知郁快d之類既說話
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我:「真係溫書 無呃你
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老母:「睇下點
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小莉過左個幾兩個鐘我老母煮完飯先打黎
佢:「我搞掂啦
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我:「我老母飯都煮完你先岩岩黎
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佢:「煮完飯
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我:「食撚完都唔駛溫書啦 你上黎啦 下面又凍冰冰
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佢:「咁好啦...」
過左陣佢就上到黎 我去左開門
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我開完門見到小莉又係去飲咁 溫書駛唔駛執咁撚正呀
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屌你盒仔果班撚樣上黎永遠都係拖鞋
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佢竟然又係長褸+boot 痴撚線
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小莉塊面紅晒咁講:「un...uncle aunt你地好」
老豆老母
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因為佢地以為係盒仔借溫書個名走黎打機
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我老母仲要好似見到國家元首咁
超級熱情
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老母:「我以為係盒仔 竟然係個靚女 快d坐快d坐」
我:「靚女咩
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老豆:「食左飯未呀 一齊食呀 雖然無乜"食送"
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老母:「阿腳快d拎多個碗同對筷子過黎 下面一定好凍 飲碗湯暖下身先
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我:「佢好似食左野啦喎 唔駛啦
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小莉:「係...係囉 我..我食左野啦 唔該aunt」
我:「拿 你聽到啦 佢食左野
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老母:「叫你拎黎就快d拎黎
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小莉:「咁..咁好啦 唔該
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岩岩好小莉坐撚埋係檯度
我仲諗住叫佢係我房等一陣
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老母:「你係咪同阿腳好好朋友架 第一次有女仔上黎咋」
老豆:「成日都係一堆男仔
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我:「唔通一堆女咩 係你就驚啦
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小莉:「我同佢坐隔籬 佢好人叫我上黎教我
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老母:「佢教人
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小莉:「唔..唔係呀 教我數學」
老豆:「佢教到你咁應該我都教到你
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我:「咁你教啦
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老母:「成日打打打
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我:「我唔教佢 咁佢而家上黎飲湯定食飯呀
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老母:「小莉唔駛驚 條友仔傻傻地 你識晒先走啦
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小莉:「我溫左好耐都唔識呀....
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我:「佢識晒先走咁要等到我五十歲先得喎
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我講完都唔覺有咩 但係小莉塊面紅晒
老母亦都呆左咁望住我 我果下都唔知佢兩個做乜鳩
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老豆:「咁小莉你等到五十歲先囉 反正又唔多人 住幾十年都無所謂
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小莉直頭唔出聲
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我:「養佢佢又唔識痾金送畀你 你睇下佢幾身光頸靚就知養佢要用好多錢啦」
小莉:「幾...幾時有喎 係你覺得咋嘛」
我:「日日著飲衫仲要同款都無
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老母:「成日都係咁
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小莉:「好呀
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屌你果陣佢地傾左一大輪先開始溫書
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傾完我無記錯都九點幾啦 跟住又撚係辛苦我
果晚我老豆老母已經當小莉係自己人咁同佢吹水
再加係咁爆鳩我細個既柒野
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真係仆街過仆街
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