我次次拍拖都拍唔長,因為我……: 家姐篇
話說細佬走咗後,我約咗個茅山師傅嚟,果日我本身要番工,但都刻意攞咗假
到咗約定啲時間兩點,我企咗係村口,打算接埋師傅先一齊番去,講真雖然日光日白,但要我一個人自己番去都淆淆地

我話「係啊,你就係聰哥啦?」佢話「係啊,你屋企係附近?」我話「係,行兩三分鐘到」我打量咗佢一下,佢睇落六七十歲,心口掛住咗塊玉,睇落唔覺佢係啲茅山師傅,似個普通嘅阿伯
我見佢行路都唔係好方便,刻意行慢啲就佢,一路行一路傾偈,佢問「阿妹,你幾時發現屋企唔妥?」我話「其實都早一兩個月開始唔妥,因為我長期都番工,唔係屋企嘅,但細佬佢成日都係屋企,佢同我講過屋企有啲唔妥,例如廁所會無故有沖廁聲,但明明冇人用緊廁所,夜晚個廳會有拉枱拉櫈聲果啲,本身我都半信半疑,因為我冇目擊到,但琴晚屋企就真係唔多妥,我同細佬同埋佢朋友玩碟仙,之後feel到屋企真係有野,我有一刻聽到屋企有怪聲,好似好熱鬧好多人咁......」
佢笑笑口帶住譏諷嘅口吻講咗句「唉,你地啲後生仔真係唔識死,九成瀨嘢嘅都係走去玩靈探,玩碟仙,次次都係出咗事先嚟驚」畀佢串完我都冇聲出,我都唔打算搏佢咀,因為呢刻我都要靠佢幫手驅鬼
到咗屋企門口,我都有啲驚驚地,我小心翼翼咁打開門,我打算叫師傅入咗去先,之後我跟住佢入去,聰哥望住個門都未入去就話「嘩,咁多隻嘅,你屋企開party啊?」我心諗

聰哥入到去打開咗個廳燈,係佢個背囊攞出咗一個大葫蘆,我問「師傅,呢個咩嚟?」佢無理我,口中唸唸有詞咁講咗堆我聽唔明嘅嘢,好似啲喃嘸佬咁,佢都唸咗成兩三分鐘,之後佢再巡吓間屋行咗個圈
去到我間房,佢講咗句「阿妹,睇嚟係你啲衫出事喎,啲衫邊到買架?」我呆咗呆,本身仲諗緊佢係咪神棍,會唔會冇料到,但佢講嘅嘢同細佬一樣,話係我啲衫帶咗啲朋友仔入屋
我戰戰兢兢咁講咗句「er....係online shop 買,二手衫嚟」佢話「唔怪之得啦,你呢堆都係故衣嚟,死人衫嚟,啲嘢附咗係上面,所以你屋企先咁猛」我話

