我次次拍拖都拍唔長,因為我……: 大叔篇
估唔到佢家姐又幾索喎
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我同阿希入番屋,諗住坐住等佢家姐,嘩屌那媽,堆仆街鬼真係認真唔客氣,我哋當時坐係梳化到,佢班仆街圍住企晒個梳化後面,阿希佢咩都睇唔到,淨係掛住玩電話,但我當時係畀一堆鬼圍鳩住,勁撚大壓力啊!!!成班望住我搞到我周身唔聚財,情況好似白妹畀黑鬼圍張圖咁(見下圖)
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我話「今日早出嚟有啲眼訓,恰陣先,你家姐番黎就叫醒我」心諗,唉!救命啊,你家姐早啲番嚟啦唔該
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我成程係到扮訓,聽到啲朋友仔係我耳邊吱吱針針,好似講緊日文,我估佢哋應該係用日文問我,你係咪見到我哋啊?
我當時心入面係咁唸南無阿彌陀佛,想佢哋死遠啲
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之後我繼續扮訓,feel到班朋友愈控愈埋,勁不安
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我用住既仇恨又鄙視嘅目光睥鳩住阿希,佢知我好嬲,但扮到若無其事咁同佢家姐傾計,打算逃避我嘅眼神,扮冇事發生
佢家姐打量咗我一下,串柒柒咁講咗句「你朋友啊?咁老誠嘅?」心諗,死𡃁妹串我老
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阿希話「係啊,網友嚟,打機識㗎.....啊,我未叫pizza 啊,你想食咩批....」
佢家姐話「是撚旦啦,都話餓囉,照舊啦,冇嚟醒目,一早就應該叫定外賣啦」