[校園][純愛]《幸運星下的預言》: 第三十三章
講真我都係扮下啫

點會唔幫佢地拎野

想就一定唔想

大家都知我唔係積極份子

不過見到原來真係好撚多野要拎

咁冇所謂啦都係幫一次啫

喺陸運會前一日,
我同佢就討論點樣分配

我:「講真啦睇你個樣又唔係大隻

你拎輕擎啲嗰啲得喇

龜背同埋個哨冇咁重

你拎嗰啲啦

筱瑜:「你好大隻咩傑哥

我:「大隻過你囉

你睇下你得個高挑

得啦嗰啲俾我啦

筱瑜:「你一個人點拎得晒咁多呀

分多啲俾我啦

我:「真係咁好人

筱瑜:「係不嬲都咁好人

嗱,
你拎呢啲我拎嗰啲

搞掂

我:「你真係得先好喎

我真係驚你話重唔係講笑

筱瑜:「真係唔重呀傑仔

我係瘦啫,
不至於冇力丫

我:「咁好啦

你話掂呀

到時唔好扮蟹話我蝦你

筱瑜:「你個腦真係唔會諗好啲

乜都諗到咁衰

我:「係喎聽日食唔食早餐呀

筱瑜:「哈哈我都想問你個場點樣去

睇到呢度你地可能會問點解會唔識去

唔係年年都去嘅咩

事關今年學校就屎忽痕

無啦啦轉運動場,
就唔係去上年嗰個

我:「得啦好易去

食完早餐一齊行過去咪得囉

筱瑜:「好呀

到時啲野交晒俾你拎

我:「賤到咁樣

筱瑜:「講笑咋

我又點會咁做呢

我:「食咩就

我未講完佢就已經講

筱瑜:「我諗丫嘛係咪呀

我:「屌咁撚醒

未講完就知我想講乜

筱瑜:「知你啦

我都未諗到

今晚話你知丫

我:「好

去到夜晚我就醒水

特登唔打機知道筱瑜會搵我

依家諗返起,
嗰陣都唔知點解會為咗佢特登唔打機

目的係咩呢,
依家我就梗係知啦

相信大家都明白,
傾計嘅趣味真係可以好大

搵啱人之餘亦都要善用時間,
隔住隔住咁傾,
就算話題再吸引,
氣氛都唔會因此而炒熱

以前自己真係好搞笑,
只係為咗可以你一言我一語咁樣傾計嘅時刻,
就喺度大費周章

好似捉棋咁諗咗好多可能性出嚟,
再作相應部署去達到我預期嘅效果

以前我真係唔明點解會咁做,
傾個計,
都有好大學問

正當我喺度諗緊嘅時候,
筱瑜佢就搵我

筱瑜:「七點喺m記好唔好

我:「咁撚早

筱瑜:「er

其實我呢不嬲都要早啲醒

因為如果唔夠時間等個腦熱身

我會傻下傻下咁架哈哈

都唔止傻直情會呆

我:「都ok嘅

七點出嚟咁你咪六點幾醒

筱瑜:「平時都係咁上下

我:「你講笑咋話

住得咁近都要六點幾起身

筱瑜:「呃你做乜

我試過七點幾先醒

跟住嗰日全日都唔自然

同埋好懶哈哈

我:「佩服佩服

咁好啦七點呀話,
係咪邊度邊度嗰間m記

筱瑜:「係呀

我都想問你其實你聽日有冇玩

我:「不如我問返你有冇玩丫

筱瑜:「冇呀

其實我都覺得佢唔會玩陸運會

一望就知佢唔係運動型女仔

雖然佢高挑(女仔嚟講),
不過咁單薄重要咁白淨

好難幻想佢係運動健將

筱瑜:「咁你呢

我:「一望就知冇啦

平時我追巴士先至跑

屌嗰班田徑狗一年有三百日都喺度練

落到去咪做炮灰

當然啦重有第二個原因

筱瑜:「係咩原因呀

重諗住可以同你打氣添

我:「蠱惑呀你同我打氣

筱瑜:「咩呀唔可以打氣嘅咩

咁我同你熟啲咪同你打氣囉

就係咁多喇

我:「早知我就跑啦

咁咪可以得到你嘅鼓勵

跑贏晒班田徑狗

筱瑜:「痴線

係喎頭先你又話有第二個原因嘅

講嚟聽下

我:「簡單到不得了

如果我去跑咁邊個坐你隔離陪你

筱瑜:「痴線

你實坐我隔離嘅咩

我:「有邊次我唔係坐你隔離架

筱瑜:「哈哈又好似係喎

咁你去跑囉

我留住個位俾你咪得囉

我:「信唔信我

筱瑜:「信唔信咩呀

我:「你一定會悶

只要我唔係坐你隔離

筱瑜:「唔信

我:「唔好信囉

總之聽日我打死都唔走

就知我使命感幾大

為咗陪你連獎牌都唔要

筱瑜:「明明頭先先話唔夠跑

我:「一樣啦

原來好多年前已經預言

真係好想,
一直坐喺你隔離,
直至依家都係。