[真人真事][校園][純愛]《兩個我加一個妳》: 第七十九章
所謂嘅好橋
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就係我決定扮基佬
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我再講多次係扮唔係真係呀
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唔該各位唔好睇啲唔睇啲
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再講多次係扮
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我一隻手掂住個肥仔個手臂
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重要chok樣同埋chok聲
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我:「做咩啫你
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肥仔:「嘩屌你做乜撚野呀
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行撚開啦死基佬
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我:「唔係囉我係雙性戀囉
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唔該唔好話我係基佬
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肥仔:「仆你個街咁都重話唔係基佬
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戇鳩架都
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單邊眼:「屌你個閪咁都撞到基佬
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走呀走呀
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跟住佢兩個就走咗
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事後我都唔知自己點解會諗到用呢招
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講多次各位真係唔好誤會
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我係為咗趕走佢地先至扮基佬
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重申多一次係扮
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亦都好好彩嗰兩條蛋散都係充大頭鬼嗰類
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見到撩唔到女同埋一個基佬喺度就即刻走
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冇喺度窮追猛打
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入到去朗豪坊
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知道後面冇人喇,
芊靈就喺度笑
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我:「笑咩呀
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芊靈:「原來你係同性戀者
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早啲講丫嘛
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我:「痴線
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唔係咁樣點趕走佢地
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芊靈:「依家呢個時代接受能力好高
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起碼我自己唔會介意先
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唔怕認喎
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我:「講多次我性取向係正常嘅
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唔該你豎高隻耳仔聽住
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芊靈:「好啦好啦你話係就係啦
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我:「你咁樣講即係唔信啦屌
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芊靈:「我信你喎邊個話唔信呀
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跟住我地就上到最頂
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慢慢行返落嚟,
基本上我地成日都係咁樣
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我:「係喎話時話我份禮物呢
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芊靈:「咩禮物呀
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我:「大佬點講都好今日都係我生日丫
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芊靈:「出嚟同你睇戲食飯重唔夠呀
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我:「痴線
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我出嚟同你睇戲好似係你嘅生日禮物咋喎
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我雖然成日唔記得野不過唔好諗住恰我
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我個腦勉強嚟講都係攞嚟用
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芊靈:「係咩唔知喎
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我:「不過講真
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其實有時唔送真係好過送
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芊靈:「點解咁講
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我:「老實講有時有啲野真係唔鍾意
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你老母又唔可以當面拒絕喎
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唔通同佢講唔撚要咁樣咩係咪先
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但係最慘又真係用唔著
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要又唔係唔要又唔係真係煩
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芊靈:「咁樣都係一返心意啫
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如果係唔重視你就唔會送禮物俾你啦
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啱唔啱先
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我:「我知
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但係有時真係好麻煩
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屌我最記得有一次
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有條撚樣送咗對籃球手帶俾我
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大佬我踢開波
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你俾個籃球手帶我做乜撚
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最慘又唔可以當面屌柒佢
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芊靈:「咁樣都係因為嗰個人送啲唔啱嘅野俾你啫嘻嘻
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我:「做乜無啦啦又喺度笑
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芊靈:「下有咩點解我唔知嘅
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我:「又喺度扮丫
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芊靈:「當然我都試過呢個情況
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的而且確我都明白係好難拒絕
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人地一份心意唔通你一下就話唔要咩
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我:「所以有時真係寧願唔好送
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芊靈:「又未必嘅
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要睇下送禮物嗰個人平時有冇留意你咁囉
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我:「世事係咁完美就好
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咁就唔使周圍鬧人
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芊靈:「你咪又係得把口
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我:「屌唔好踢爆啦
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芊靈:「點呀今日生日過成點呀
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使唔使食蛋糕
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我:「真係唔使
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飽呀
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況且有位天使落嚟人間陪我呢個凡人慶祝生日
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乜都夠啦
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芊靈:「痴線喺度講埋啲乜野
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我:「根本你就知
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扮蟹
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芊靈:「咁
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多謝你咁讚我囉
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我:「第一日識你嗰陣已經咁講
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依家先嚟讚我有冇搞撚錯
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芊靈:「見你生日俾面你咋
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嘈嘈閉
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我:「天使咁依家搭車未呀
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芊靈:「估唔到天使都要搭巴士
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唔識飛過去
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我:「戇鳩
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當然我都係好唔爭氣咁樣笑咗
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