[真人真事][校園][純愛]《兩個我加一個妳》: 第三十三章
芊靈:「你呢
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平時又鍾意食啲乜
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我:「其實真係冇乜喎
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芊靈:「係咪真架
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我:「只要唔係紅蘿蔔,蒸魚同埋屎
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多數都冇問題
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芊靈:「蒸魚好食喎
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我:「我就係唔鍾意嗰啲魚味
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即係你地口中嘅鮮甜
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我就覺得好腥
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其實唔止係魚,
大部分海產我都係
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當然日本菜嗰啲就例外啦
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芊靈:「不過呢啲冇得講嘅
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一定係有啲野鍾意有啲唔鍾意
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我:「你明就好啦
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成日都有啲人問點解唔食魚
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喂大佬呀,
唔鍾意就唔鍾意架啦
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邊有得講啫,
再加上多骨
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對於我呢啲懶到極點嘅人嚟講
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點會肯同你食
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芊靈:「原來你係懶鬼
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我:「講真真係唔怕認
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我食野就好簡單,
最緊要就係方便
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所以千祈唔好同我講享受
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因為我根本就唔識享受
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我嘅世界淨係得唔麻煩,方便,
食野都係呢個原則
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芊靈:「即係有啲野好好食但係如果好麻煩嘅話
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你都係會唔食
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我:「梗係啦
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幾年前有次去黃金海岸食buffet
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全部都會食嗰啲乜撚野生蠔呀龍蝦呀,
即係嗰啲大路食物
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但係你知你啲極度麻煩又重海鮮味
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係唔會啱我食
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所以我就冇食到食第二啲
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跟住班親戚就問鳩我
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點解唔食呀咁好食都唔食
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無啦啦挑我機
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咁我咪把幾火問返佢
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『好食係咪一定要食
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跟住嗰晚佢就冇再同我傾計
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可能覺得我傻撚咗
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芊靈:「你咁激動嘅咩
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哈哈唔似喎
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我:「你估好似對住你咁咩
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芊靈:「關咩事喎
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我:「梗係關事啦
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對住天使都激動係會俾雷劈
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芊靈:「信你一成都死呀
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我:「但係我見你死得好開心
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芊靈:「邊有人話我開心
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我:「睇穿你啦偷笑
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芊靈:「變態佬呀偷睇人呀
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跟住隔離有個男仔見到加聽到
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就用一個好疑惑嘅眼神望住我
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我:「死喇
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俾佢以為你講真喇
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芊靈:「事實上你的確係變態佬喎
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不過係一個無聊搞笑嘅變態佬嘻嘻
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其實可能芊靈係女仔嘅關係,
所以佢唔明白點解男仔要咁無聊同埋搞笑
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其實氹到你想氹嘅人開懷大笑,
嗰個成功感真係好大
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一個毒撚唔會成日覺得自己好型,
因為佢地自己都知自己咩條件,
唯獨是做到以上講嗰樣野
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就會分外滿足,
因為過程入面淨係得你自己一個,
唔使靠人而成功
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嗰種開心嘅程度,
係你過幾晚瞓覺嗰陣,
諗返起都會暗爽
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或者其實佢可能只係扮笑,
不過去到嗰一刻都唔會諗咁多
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重可以咁客觀咩。
問完野食梗係問佢其他喜好啦
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我:「鍾意聽咩歌呀
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戲就唔使同我講喇
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因為我完全唔識嘅
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同我講即係嘥氣
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芊靈:「我幾鍾意聽男歌手唱歌架
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最鍾意張敬軒
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我:「良心可一敲即碎
女人開始使我恐懼
遺失了你才明白我會消失了生趣
連心肝都可失去
然後犧牲我的眼淚
讓我 像老了十歲」
芊靈:「識野喎
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我好鍾意呢首架
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我:「為何連一次都不再願探訪
為何鄰居也可多慰問境況
捱過多少天傷心處方
淚水如何能做血糖
為何連一句都不再願講
只有電視的盛況 能陪伴沮喪
今後我 沒法比從前的堅壯
然後你更不願看」
芊靈:「點解你會識架
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呢首side track嚟架喎
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我:「我唔係佢嘅fans
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不過叫做識啲啲啦
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芊靈:「唱多幾隻啦
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好想聽呀嘻嘻
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我:「冇喇
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佢啲歌我比較鍾意嘅係頭先嗰兩首
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我就梗係聽開醫神
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死忠
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我當然唔會同你講
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有一晚我喺msn見你聽緊頭先嗰兩首,
跟住先走去聽啦
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芊靈:「估唔到你聽好多歌喎
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我:「咩叫估唔到
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芊靈:「以為你地男仔淨係鍾意睇動漫打波
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我:「我最唔鍾意就係睇動漫
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都唔記得有冇同你講過,
戲又唔睇動漫又唔睇
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咪有時間聽下,
不過國語同埋英文就唔好搞我
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芊靈:「um
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你呢個人真係好特別
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我:「係咪天選之人
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定係真命天子
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抑或係白馬王子
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芊靈:「師父你諗多咗喇
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我:「重諗住可以做你呢位天使嘅白馬王子添
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芊靈:「咁易講得出口
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一定唔信你係講真呀
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我:「咁誠懇你都唔信我
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失望
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芊靈:「你都叫誠懇
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呀bi都笑呀
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跟住呀bi又真係望住我地兩個
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好搞笑
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就係咁樣,
我終於知道佢最基本嘅喜好係乜
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其實根本就冇咩特別
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但自己就唔知點解好想知道。