[真人真事][校園][純愛]《兩個我加一個妳》: 第十二章
結果嗰日放學之後,
我就去巴士站等芊靈啦
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今日終於唔使喺學校扮踢波
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光明正大等佢
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等咗陣大約四點一左右,
就見到佢喺遠處行過嚟
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我:「咁快嘅
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諗住你重未嚟我就走人喇
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其實講笑啫,
點會唔等佢丫
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唔好玩啦,
芊靈:「我好講口齒嘅
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話咗嚟點會唔嚟呢
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壹仔
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點解佢會知我叫咩名嘅
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呢個時候一定係扮唔知,
詐傻先係上策
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我:「你講咩呀
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邊q個係壹仔
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芊靈:「有人唔認喎
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我:「究竟你講緊邊個呀
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芊靈:「xx壹(我全名)
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唔好扮野喇
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我:「冇人識佢喎
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芊靈:「咁你都唔識呀
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好鍾意問人地無聊iq題嗰個喎
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我:「你講錯喇
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芊靈:「講錯咩
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我:「算啦冇野喇
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芊靈:「古古怪怪咁
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上車啦
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其實我未試過問第二個一啲咁無聊嘅iq題
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不過佢一直都唔知,
重以為我好鍾意用啲咁嘅屎橋去識女仔
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當然最後我都冇澄清
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就等佢一直都誤會,
反正我講咗出嚟佢都唔會信
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倒不如慳返啖氣,
繼續諗埋啲無聊嘅iq題,
有邊個男仔,
會唔想引起自己女神嘅注意先得架,
根本冇一個會例外
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最理想嘅就梗係好似陳冠希金城武咁樣
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乜都唔使做就咁行出嚟,
已經吸引到其他人,
當然我係有自知之明
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從來都知道自己係咩料子,
就算點樣ff都唔會諗到咁誇張,
咁既然我唔可以用個樣嚟吸引自己女神,
咁咪唯有扮小丑囉
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喺佢面前做一個笑匠,
努力做好自己想扮演嘅角色,
咁就已經夠。
上到車之後
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我:「話說點解你會知我個名架
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芊靈:「咁你又點解知
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我係唔可以同佢講真相出嚟,
如果唔係佢一定會以為我係痴漢
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衰啲都要架喇
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求其講個大話算數
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我:「嗰次我喺學校見到你
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跟住問我個friend你係邊個
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跟住佢就講左
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芊靈:「做乜見到我唔打招呼呀
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我:「我最憎就係打招呼
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調返轉我都唔鍾意有人同我打招呼
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打擾我平靜嘅生活
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你同我打招呼,
老實講我就唔想應你
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但係唔應你又好似我唔啱
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應又唔係唔應你又唔係,
實在係太煩擾
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芊靈:「原來咁架
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咁下次見到你唔叫你嚕
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點頭得喇掛
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我:「靚女點同呀
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一定應你啦
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芊靈:「做乜把口無啦啦咁好
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我:「講事實啫
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芊靈:「我先唔信你丫
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其實我真係講真,
不過佢好似唔信咁樣
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咁算啦,
費事繼續糾纏喺啲咁無謂嘅事上面
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芊靈:「不過點解你無啦啦過嚟呢度讀嘅
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我都覺得奇怪幾年入面都未見過你,
原來你係轉校生
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我:「咁你都知呀
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芊靈:「總之我有方法啦哈哈
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秘密唔講你知
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不過有冇講中先
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我:「我話唔係轉校生你信唔信
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芊靈:「唔信
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我:「咪就係囉
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講你又唔信,
唔信你又問
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芊靈:「問兩句都咁串嘴
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唔講就算啦
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我:「唉其實冇乜特別野啫
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屋企人話搬屋咁咪搬囉
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芊靈:「同原本嗰班朋友分開咗慣咩
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我:「有得唔慣咩
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如果我搬咗過嚟,
都重喺原本嗰間中學度讀書,
我起碼五六點就要醒
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夏天都算你知冬天架啦
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早起身真係好鬼辛苦
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日日都咁早咪即係攞我命啫,
二揀一我一定係揀轉校
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芊靈:「嘻嘻係呀
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喺度讀咗幾個禮拜適唔適應到呀
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我:「ok啦間間中學都係差唔多啫
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芊靈:「乜係咩真係唔知喎
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我:「有啲唔同嘅
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呢度啲女同學靚啲囉
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芊靈:「係真唔係呀
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你條友返學淨係掛住睇女仔
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我:「有邊個男仔返學係唔睇女仔
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你搵出嚟我同佢當面對質
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一係佢就扮野,
一係佢就基佬
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芊靈:「個個好似你咁咩
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我:「你要知道每個人都鍾意欣賞啲靚野
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芊靈:「包裝得幾好喎
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我:「梗係要包裝啦
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唔講住喇我落車,
拜拜
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芊靈:「你重未開估你嗰條iq題呀
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我:「俾多幾日你慢慢諗啦
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芊靈:「又好啫
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拜拜
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經歷過今日之後,
我諗以後我都要提早出門口
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希望我唔止可以同芊靈放學,
重可以一齊搭巴士返學
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早起身就早起身啦,
值唔值得
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起碼之後嗰幾年,
我都重係每日維持早啲出門口呢個習慣,
有啲野唔使講出嚟,
用行動話俾你聽已經夠。