[真人真事][校園][純愛]《兩個我加一個妳》: 第五章
唔使問都知係邊個同我講野啦
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如果係啲閒雜人等你估我會唔會講出嚟
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嗰陣我應該係第一次聽佢把聲,
唔知係咪我主觀,
又真係零舍好聽
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有時中學雞係咁,
一鍾意一樣野,
就乜都話佢好
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或者只係我呢個傻仔先係咁啦
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其實嗰陣我有啲緊張
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因為冇諗過呢個情況會出現
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咁當然我都係望實佢啦
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講野望人係基本,
雖然我係毒啫
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不過未至於咁都唔識,
嗰個女仔:「唔該
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可唔可以幫我拎返嗰支茶呀
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原來佢飲緊嗰支茶碌咗嚟我呢邊
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咁我梗係攞返俾佢啦,
區區一支茶又點會難到我
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最多烏低身嗰陣要烏低啲啫,
大家喺巴士試過執野架啦
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幾經辛苦終於拎到,
跟住就俾返佢喇
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我:「嗱
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比返你
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嗰個女仔:「唔該丫
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真係講句唔該都好聽過人
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靚女即係靚女
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嗰陣我喺度諗,
依家個天俾咗一個咁黃金嘅機會我,
我冇理由嘥咗佢丫
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好唔好食住上同佢傾計呢
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我見佢又好似冇帶耳機,
好似真係搏得過
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但係另一方面就梗係淆底啦
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三唔識七喺度撩人吹水,
好似唔係咁好
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不過再諗深一層,
真係唔應該浪費呢個機會
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反正我同佢又唔係同班,
萬一我撩人失敗,
都唔係好瘀啫
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最多以後坐巴士咪坐後啲
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佢又唔會知我係邊個,
周圍唱都影響唔到我
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一於就賭一鋪啦
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我:「喂喂喂
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我想問你啲野
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嗰個女仔:「問咩呀
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我:「知唔知邊個區成日水浸
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你地冇睇錯,
我真係好九唔搭八咁樣撩佢
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鬼叫嗰陣完全諗唔到話題咩
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唔通真係好似電視劇咁樣
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「今日天氣好好喎。」
「食咗飯未呀。」
「我相信聽日會好天嘅。」
咁樣撩佢死得啦
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白痴都知咩事
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當然之後我先知,
其實我呢個方法都係好差
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嗰個女仔:「下
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iq題嚟架
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我:「你估下
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嗰個女仔:「即係係啦
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等我諗下先
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邊個大區嚟架
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新界九龍定係港島
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我:「九龍
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有地鐵站嘅
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嗰個女仔:「油麻地
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因為好多油,
咁咪搞到好似水浸咁囉
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我:「唔係
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嗰一刻我真係忍唔住笑
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估唔到呢個女仔講啲野都幾撚戇鳩
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十足十依家連登估iq題嗰班人
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嗰個女仔:「做咩笑到咁
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iq題就係咁架啦
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我:「冇笑真係冇笑
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嗰個女仔:「重話冇笑
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忍笑忍到面都紅呀
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我:「真係冇笑
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講完呢句之後我真係忍唔住
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結果就喺佢面前大笑
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成個阮兆祥咁樣
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當然啦我嗰刻係真心笑
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就唔同阮兆祥,
佢擺明係假膠
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估唔到個女仔跟住我一齊笑
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我:「你都覺得好笑呢
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嗰個女仔:「唔係呀
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我想講你笑得好好笑
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我:「繼續估啦
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究竟估唔估到
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嗰個女仔:「俾我諗多陣先啦
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我:「咁呀,
你諗到之後喺學校先搵返我啦
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嗰個女仔:「點解呀
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我:「事關我依家要落車
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嗰個女仔:「開估先啦
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我:「諗多陣啦
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咁快開估冇癮
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嗰個女仔:「係咪你諗唔到個答案咋
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我:「痴線點會係
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嗰個女仔:「咁信你喇
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拜拜喇
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我:「拜拜
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嗰個女仔:「喂。」
我:「做咩呀
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嗰個女仔:「漏咗把遮呀
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我:「唔該晒喎
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小弟真係成日都唔記得拎遮
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可能真係坐住咗個腦,
拎完之後就真係落咗車,
唔通我話俾你知,
我係緊張先至面紅咩,
點講出口啫
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好彩話之後先開估,
咁樣下次就肯定有話題做開頭
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自己都覺得自己真係幾撚醒哈哈。