[人性] [感情事]我不會講你知，其實是第幾次: 大麻布朗尼

荷蘭阿姆斯特丹， 
除左擁有四通八達既運河， 
仲有著名紅燈區，sex musuem， 
以及大麻咖啡館。 

人一世物一世，我雖然都想試下， 
但係我都只係揀左個大麻brownie。 
我上左去泰妹既房間一齊食。 
不過其中一個泰妹就灑首擰頭咁話唔食。 



慢慢食左半個，冇感覺既？ 
聽人講，每個人對大麻既反應都唔同。 
我仲以為無料到。 
極速就食埋個半個。 
咁就黎料喇！ 
話說冇食Brownie個個泰妹，佢叫Pory。 
佢問我可唔可以copy d今日d相俾佢。 
我走到電腦前，運用我最純熟既copy & paste技術姐！ 
easy job啦！ 
仆街，點解我搵唔到個paste制既... 


唔係喎，我copy左未呀？ 
咦，我做緊咩呀？ 
d相影得幾好喎。 

"hey Hugo，are you okay?" Pory見我唔知做緊乜，走埋黎問我。 

"copying the photos! thats what you want, right?" 

"but you took more than 30 mins to do so.....alright let me do it."我諗佢應該好無奈。 



"NO! I can handle it!" 

Pory好無奈咁俾我繼續。 
結果，當然係copy唔到啦 

我放棄，走左去同另一個泰妹傾計。佢叫pe。 
不過，佢好似仲嚴重過我。 
已經企左係床上面係咁跳係咁唱歌。 
當然，係泰文。 

"what the hell are you singing Pe?" 

"hit me come on. use your hair to hit me!" 

我完全唔知佢講緊乜。 


佢見我冇反應，就衝左埋我身邊， 
用佢把長髮係咁打我....