[校園][純愛]《身旁的那一個》: 第五章
去到夜晚,
嵐嵐就msn我

同我講聽日要留低開會

講下做壁報嗰啲嘢喎

我哋個年代冇WhatsApp冇signal

同邊個傾計都係用msn或者sms

我就鍾意用msn多啲

因為我手提電話筆劃打字好撚廢

識我嘅人知道我呢條毒撚多數都喺屋企

同埋我msn個狀態不嬲都係長期在線

唔會扮晒嘢set做忙碌/離開/顯示為離線

我都唔肯定新一代嘅你哋知唔知我講咩啦哈哈

總之以前個傾計方法就係咁囉

嵐嵐:「聽日要留低呀

識做啦

我:「哎呀你叫我入嚟都係做咕哩啫

不如放過我啦反正聽日都係傾

冇體力嘢掛,
有都唔驚啦你咁撚大力

嵐嵐:「唔得喎佢話全部都要喎

主席啱啱講咗

我:「咁點解主席唔同我講

要你條粉腸搵我講呢

嵐嵐:「首先我唔係粉腸

第二你就威水喇

因為主席話你條友好奀皮

佢都驚叫唔喐你

所以叫我通知你喎

我:「幫幫手啦唔好理佢啦

嵐嵐:「咁又唔得喎

成班人第一個會點可以唔係全體出席

你又唔係有啲咩原因出席唔到

我:「唔係呀聽日老母病咗呀要陪佢睇醫生呀

嵐嵐:「傻豬嚟嘅睇你都唔識㗎啦

咁聽日開完會一齊陪auntie睇醫生啦

我:「你都痴撚線

我老母病咗搵你做乜鬼

嵐嵐:「auntie又唔係唔識我

你又知你幾叻仔㗎喇

陣間睇醫生記錯食藥四個鐘一次同埋六個鐘一次,
咁就唔好啦

點解我老母會識嵐嵐

首先其實我哋兩個住得唔算好近

不過其實都唔係好遠嘅,
都係同一區咁啦

有一次我同成班人放學,
解散咗之後撞到佢條友

佢又話未食嘢叫我陪佢食

咁就一齊食啦

走人嗰陣就畀我老母見到

跟住條仆街假撚到係咁微笑

又出奇地好禮貌喎

平時對住我撚見佢會咁

跟住我老母就覺得佢好好

每年開學都會問我係咪同佢同班

佢最近點呀呢樣嗰樣

又話叫我同佢拍拖

傻撚咗呀真係

同佢講咗十幾次係朋友

佢又話唔信

仲要屌鳩我冇乜機會遇到一個咁好嘅女仔

人靚聲甜又斯文呢樣嗰樣,
我心諗老母你俾佢呃咗啦

同埋我老母間公司唔知點解有好多coupon

一有嘅話就會畀我

叫我拎畀嵐嵐

佢兩個關係就係咁.
我:「唔使勞煩你啦嵐姐

我老母頭先佢突然好返

佢依家唔病啦

嵐嵐:「咁咪好囉

伯母咁犀利突然冇事

我:「唉算啦算啦

聽日個會搞幾耐㗎

嵐嵐:「應該唔會搞好耐嘅

放心唔會用你兩個鐘

反正呢個禮拜都係早放

我:「哎呀但係我要返去打機同埋打飛機喎

嵐嵐:「你呢啲嘢對住我講好喇

我驚你對住愷晴咁樣講會嚇死佢

我:「痴線我對住佢就唔會咁講㗎啦

嵐嵐:「咁又係嘅

你梗係想喺人面前留一個好形象㗎

我:「痴線講咗去邊

嵐嵐:「總之聽日我識做啦

明你意思嘅東哥

我:「我都係覺得佢靚啫

不過識多個朋友都無妨哈哈

嵐嵐:「扮嘢

係喎聽日Teresa放學之後要陪男朋友

Betty就話要陪佢媽咪出街

得返我同愷晴,
約埋你個蛋散食lunch

我一陣同佢講應該得㗎喇

我:「嘩冇問題呀ok呀

同你兩個靚女一齊食爽呀

嵐嵐:「東哥唔使扮嘢啦

唔好賣口乖啦

我:「你真係好醒嘅啫

食咩你哋話事啦

嵐嵐:「平時我哋食嘢都係就愷晴

因為佢有啲嘢唔係好食

佢自己都話自己食嘢好麻煩

咁咪大家就囉

你o唔ok呀

我:「我冇所謂呀食乜都得

嵐嵐:「呢個就係機會啦,
好彩你食嘢好求好容易就

我:「你哋啲女人真係諗到咁撚多

服咗你哋

嵐嵐:「靠你做嘢真係食得屎

聽日等我幫你

快啲叫聲嵐嵐先

我:「多謝嵐嵐

嵐嵐:「叫聲嵐嵐早唞瞓得好啲丫

見你咁識做我忍你

我:「嵐嵐早唞瞓得好啲

嵐嵐:「真係聽話嘅啫

好啦早唞啦,
拜拜

條仆街真係好無聊呀

不過估唔到咁快可以同愷晴食lunch

真係有啲期待

起碼唔係同啲毒撚食

算嵐嵐條友仔做到嘢.