反斗奇兵之仆街胡迪 Toy Story Black Friday Reel Cantonese: Woody Throwing Buzz Out of the Window
巴斯光年：胡迪！
胡迪：啊？！
巴：我淨係想同你講聲：「祝你好運！」呀！我諗你都會祝我好運㗎呵？
胡：哦係呀係呀係呀， 咦呀去死啦！
巴：啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！
胡：咩呀？咩咩咩咩呀？？做咩啫你哋全部人咁望住我？做咩啫？？？
喂咁佢仆左落去⋯我諗住捉住佢㗎嘛⋯咁佢又⋯我又捉唔實喎⋯咁意外呢家嘢好⋯佢又跣咗落街！
眾玩具：（議論紛紛）
泡泡龍：我見唔到佢呀！我諗真係跌左落街呀！
火腿：話唔定比車車死埋㖭！
薯蛋頭先生：佢依加去唔到「薄餅星球」啦！
寶貝：胡迪！係你特登揼佢落街㗎！
胡：係又點？呢個世界不嬲都係「玩具食玩具」㗎啦！
眾玩具：（倒抽一口涼氣）
中士：=12px牛仔！你呢條人渣簡直係不知廉恥，係丟晒我哋嘅架呀！呢頂帽你唔配戴呀！士兵，立即進行搜捕行動！我要出動埋救傷隊！快快快！
胡：收嗲啦！卒仔！
胡：喂，你嚿薯頭薯腦嘅蛋散以為自己係邊鬼個？即刻躝落床！喂！即刻同我躝落床呀！
薯：你諗住迫我哋呀胡迪？ 胡：錯啦！係佢迫！彈弓狗！彈弓狗？？彈-彈弓狗！仲唔嗱嗱聲上嚟做嘢？喂你聾㗎？我叫你收佢哋皮呀！
彈弓狗：呃⋯⋯對唔住呀胡迪，今次我要認同佢哋⋯⋯我覺得你做得唔係⋯⋯幾⋯⋯⋯⋯啱⋯⋯
胡：咩話？！我冇聽錯呀嘛？你覺得我做得唔啱？？！不你份工包埋諗嘢嘅咩，粉腸狗？？
彈：呃⋯⋯呃呃⋯⋯咁我以為你-
胡：諗諗諗，用下你個死人腦諗下啦，如果唔係我，安仔鬼會注意到你咩？你一早比佢送左去慈善機構啦係咪呀狗狗老友！
仲唔嗱嗱臨收埋你把口，同我揼晒佢哋落床？？
即刻呀彈弓狗！如果唔係我就連你都揼埋落去！
薯：咁你就要揼兩個人啦！
火：三個。 泡：計埋我呀！
薯：唔係啦胡迪，係你連人帶埋個屎忽躝落床至啱！
胡：哈，哈哈！咩嘢料呀下依加？作⋯⋯作反呀你哋？
火：係呀，躝落床啦，鄉下仔，如果唔係就我哋郁手！
胡：就憑你啲咩呀？
中：條人渣就係呢邊呀！捉住佢！快快快！殺個片甲不留！對準佢條頸！殺殺殺！！
眾玩具：一、二⋯⋯
彈：咪住！唔好揼佢落床！
胡：係嘍！
彈：要揼佢出窗口，好似佢揼巴斯咁揼佢出窗口！！
眾玩具：啱呀！
胡：唔好-喂喂！唔好呀！！求下你哋呀！喂！唔好呀呀呀呀呀！
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英文原文
Buzz: Woody!
Woody: Ah!
Buzz: I’d just like to wish you luck. I know you’d do the same for me.
Woody: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.(Woody grunts)
Buzz: Whoa! (screams)
Woody: What? What, what what? What? What are you…? What’s everybody looking at? What? Hey, he slipped. I tried to… He… I couldn’t hold on… It wasn't an… He slipped!
(chattering)
Rex: I don’t see him. I think he fell onto the street.
Hamm: Yeah. He’s as good as roadkill.
Po: He ain’t going to Pizza now.
Bo Peep: Woody! You deliberately threw Buzz out of the window!
Woody: Hey, it’s a toy-eat-toy world.
(All gasping)
Sergeant: Cowboy, where is your honor, dirtbag?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don’t deserve to wear a 10-gallon hat on your pint-sized head! Men, search and rescue! I want a Medevac team on the double!
Woody: At ease, sergeant.
Sergeant: Hustle up! Move it! Move it! Move it! Hey!
Woody: Hey, Spuds-for-Brains! What do you think you’re doing? Off the bed. Hey! Off the bed!
Potato Head: You gonna make us, Woody?
Woody: No. He is. Slinky! Slink. Slink… Slinky! Get up here and do your job! Are you deaf?! I said take care of them!
Slinky: Uh, I’m sorry, Woody, but I have to agree with them. I don’t think what you did was right.
Woody: What? Am I hearing correctly? You don’t think I was right? Who said your job was to think, Spring Wiener?!
Slinky: Well, I… I just thought that you…
Woody: Just use this vast reserve of brainpower to consider this for a moment! If it wasn’t for me, Andy wouldn’t pay any attention to you at all. In fact, my stretchy friend, you would’ve been hauled away to Goodwill a long time ago, so shut your mouth and get them off the bed! Do it now, Slink, or I’m throwing you off!
Potato Head: You’re gonna have to throw the two of us off!Hamm: Make that three.Rex: Count me in.Potato Head: No, Woody, you get your butt off the bed.
Woody: Yeah, right. I don’t believe this. (stammering) Are you...? Are you threatening me?Hamm: Yeah! Get off the bed, Ranch Hand, or we’re throwing you off!
Woody: Ha! You and what army?
Sergeant: There he is, that dirtbag! Frag him! Move, move move! Take no prisoners! Go for him! Go for the throat! Kill, kill, kill!
Soldiers/everyone: One, two…
Slinky: No! Stop! Don’t throw him off the bed!
Woody: Yeah!
Slinky: Throw him out the window, like he did to Buzz!!!
Everyone: Yeah!
Woody: No! Wait! No! Come on! Hey, man!