散文集(無病呻吟）: 愛。貓

//如果你愛我，就不要馴養我。//

"你鍾意貓嗎?"

"恩恩，緊系鍾意啦!"

"甘你鍾意佢D咩啊?"

"um...鍾意佢好得意既肉球，鍾意摸佢同佢玩，鍾意索佢，總之就好鍾意，好鍾意啦。"





"甘...真系叫鍾意咩?"


"你有無拍過拖啊?"

"宜家咪已經拍緊囉。"

"系你眼中，拍拖有咩含意啊?"

"咪等於兩個人互相鍾意囉，你到底想講D咩啊?"





"甘你鍾意一個人會點做咩架?"

"......"


"鍾意貓同鍾意人唔同架!"

"點樣唔同啊?"





"鍾意人系一世架，鍾意貓......."

"鍾意貓唔系都系一世架咩?"

"鍾意一個人你會主動佢追架嘛，鍾意寵物唔代表就要養架嘛。"

"甘你鍾意既人你就一定會主動佢追架咩?"

"我......"

'你鍾意一個人唔通你又養佢啦?"

"鍾意人同鍾意貓唔同架......"

"甘如果你遇到既貓系好惡既，會抓人或者咬人既，唔比你摸既，你仲鍾意嗎?"





"甘......可以慢慢教架嘛"

"甘如果你鍾意左一個有暴力傾向既人，佢日日都會兇你，甚至郁手既，你會感化佢咩?"

"......"

"你鍾意貓嗎?"

"......"

望左主人兩眼，伸出我被修剪掉的指甲，舔了舔。我縱身躍下沙發，走向我既食物盆前面叫左幾聲，就坐左系到。突然，我被人抱起，我認得尼個氣味，系主人，我舔了舔佢既臉頰，好似有D野，鹹鹹地。