[真人真事][校園][純愛]《兩個我加一個妳》: 第七十三章
去到二月
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我地班中學雞最重視當然係情人節,
今年情人節我地係放緊假
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所以大家幻想學生妹著住校服喺度派朱古力
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呢個場面唔會出現
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講起情人節我就真係可以唔使提
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話說上年雖然都係二月新年
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不過就係二月下旬,
比今年更加遲
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情人節嗰日就係新年假前最後一日
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講起上嚟真係慘淡
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囡囡送俾我嘅朱古力,
簡直係寥寥可數
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就連Cyrus都多過我
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最慘竟然係芊靈都冇俾我
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咁我冇理由行埋去問佢點解冇架嘛
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面係人地俾架係自己丟
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都知咩事啦係咪先
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重使乜問
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我重記得上年上緊堂嗰陣
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有位女仔整咗好撚多朱古力
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但係派下派下都重未到派到我同Cyrus
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佢個人本身唔錯幾好人
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於是我兩個就夾計,
一於主動出擊唔好再等啦
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喺度猜包剪揼,
猜輸嗰個就去負責引佢出去
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猜贏嗰個就喺度偷朱古力,
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本身我個位就坐佢斜後面
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一望就望到佢啲朱古力擺喺邊度,
嗰陣佢隔離嗰個又冇返
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成件事係天衣無縫
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之後隨著Cyrus引咗佢出去
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我就靜靜雞拎咗四粒
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之後分返一半俾Cyrus
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事後好彩個女同學唔覺啫
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重行埋嚟俾我地兩個
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嗰度又多幾粒
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所以其實我上年收嗰啲朱古力,
其實有好多都係嚟自同一個人
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最慘嗰個人唔係我預期嗰個人,
真係抵死
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冇期望自然冇失望呢句野係真嘅。
講返今年先喇
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原本我都唔係好記得情人節
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你知啦毒撚點會在意呢個咁嘅節日係咪先
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講出嚟都俾人笑啦屌
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係正日嗰日有人sms我先知
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重有邊個女仔會sms我丫
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芊靈:「咁多情人
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一陣有冇街出
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我:「痴線幾時話過我多情人
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芊靈:「口花花話你冇情人我真係唔信呀
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我:「傻豬嚟嘅
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你估我成日對住人口花花
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咁咪冇價值
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芊靈:「聽到都打冷震
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我:「講
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有咩目的
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芊靈:「你又知我有目的嘅
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我:「平時你點會呢個鐘數搵我
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重唔係喺度瞓緊覺
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芊靈:「唔係囉好冇
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成日喺度屈人瞓覺
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你唔瞓覺嘅
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我:「重唔係講中咗
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芊靈:「哈哈唔知呀唔知喎唔知啵
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我:「低能
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芊靈:「有人約你出街
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制唔制
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我:「邊撚個先得
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芊靈:「你真係好蠢呀
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蠢人蠢人蠢人
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自己諗啦,
諗到打俾我
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跟住我又戇鳩鳩真係喺度諗
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原本重想諗住開套鹹片打下丁嘅
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跟住真係唔理咁多一野打過去
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我講打電話啫
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我:「屌你都冇講邊撚個
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芊靈:「諗咗幾個字就係講呢啲
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我:「我咁靚仔大把人想約我架啵
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芊靈:「唔係喎唔係好多咋喎
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係得我咁傻先至會咋喎
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我:「屌原來你講你自己
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早講啦
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芊靈:「點估到你咁蠢啫
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俾晒貼士都唔得
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我:「你想去邊呀
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單身走去情人節出街
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重唔俾人閃死
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芊靈:「唔出街咁放下狗仔都得嘅啫
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我:「又好
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芊靈:「你依家過嚟
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我:「好呀
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放狗嘅途程就唔多講啦
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都唔係重點
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行咗成個鐘準備返去佢屋企嗰陣,
我地無啦啦講起上年情人節啲野
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我:「你條撚樣又係衰嘅
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成日陪你朱古力都唔整粒俾我食
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芊靈:「呢度冇人係你講嗰兩隻字喎
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我:「你條友又係衰嘅
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成日陪你朱古力都唔整粒俾我食,
咁樣得未呀
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芊靈:「你係邊個呀
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點解要整俾你食呀
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我:「心都噏埋嗰啲咁嘅野
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芊靈:「咁你知我唔識整野食架啦
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不過我會學
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唔會俾你睇死
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我:「話學就學到呀
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你就唔會到依家都重未識啦
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芊靈:「哈哈我依家冇需要煮丫嘛
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講真我真係會學
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其實我好想學西餐呀
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我:「唔好問我因為我都唔識
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講起上嚟你又真係好撚奇怪,
正常女仔鍾意嘅裁縫,煮野食,
你就冚唪唥都唔鍾意
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芊靈:「唔得嘅咩
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我:「梗係得啦
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你喎芊靈姐喎
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做乜撚都得
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芊靈:「又喺度亂噏
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跟住佢一野又扭我耳仔
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我對住呀bi講:「睇住你主人呀
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躁狂架無啦啦扭人
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一陣容乜易扭埋你
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芊靈:「呀bi咁可愛點會埋佢
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你就唔同啦真係抵扭
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去到佢樓下嗰陣
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我:「走喇拜拜
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芊靈:「唔好走住
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我:「做咩呀
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芊靈:「我上去拎啲野俾你
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等我五分鐘
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果然佢真係好快就落返嚟
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佢拎住一袋野行過嚟
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芊靈:「俾你呀拜拜
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跟住佢又走咗
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等佢走咗我梗係打開袋野睇下咩嚟
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原來係六粒朱古力
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再加多一張咭
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佢都真係幾撚鐘意寫咭
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依家呢個文化好似消失咗,
果然唔同年代嘅人會有唔同嘅生活文化
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呢句說話雖然好廢不過係真理
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返返嚟先,
打開張卡睇下佢寫乜春
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「哈哈我特登唔講上年情人節,
因為真係好失敗好失敗好失敗!!!!!!
其實我唔係冇整朱古力囉,
我真係有整,
只係好唔成功結果就益晒垃圾桶……
我特登唔當面同你講呀,
咁樣你咪駁唔到我囉嘻嘻,
今年我特登秘密訓練咗一個月,
終於知道要點樣整,
上網睇晒食譜,
你知你條友,
鍾意食甜鍾意食奶,
唔可以跟上網嗰個份量,
如果唔係就唔夠甜,
你話你幾麻煩,
不過冇計啦我太好人,
咁戇居嘅野我都肯做,
你識做啦下次,
同埋我真係冇請幫手,
媽咪話想入嚟幫我,
我都嗌佢唔好,
唔計原材料真係全部都自己整,
我自己偷偷地食咗一粒,
講真唔係話好好食啦不過真係唔難食,
你要相信我,
唔準亂咁劈亂咁扔呀,
同埋真係唔好食咁你都要體諒丫,
你知我真係好少整野食,
係咪先,
我都估你話係啦,
就係咁你慢慢食啦。」
跟住食落去真係好甜
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好彩本身食得甜
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所以先至唔抗拒
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唔錯唔錯,
佢條友啲記性真係幾好
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咁都記得我鍾意食奶食甜
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跟住梗係sms佢啦
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我:「講堅幾好食
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雖然係氹緊你
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芊靈:「我望你第一句嗰陣開心咗一秒
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點知你第二句已經將事實揭破
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我:「兩樣野有衝突咩
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我真係講堅呀
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芊靈:「好得閒無聊冇野做咪整下囉
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我:「咁你真係幾得閒喎
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芊靈:「你鍾意食就得啦
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我:「多謝
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擦下鞋都要架喇
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芊靈:「傻仔
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永遠記得會考嗰年,
有個女仔喺好無聊,好得閒,冇野做嗰陣整咗半打長方形嘅朱古力
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我雖然有寫開日記嘅習慣,
但係有幾單野唔使睇返本日記,
仍然可以記得起所有細節
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過咗一年過咗五年甚至乎去到今年已經過咗十年,
都重係好記得當日所發生嘅事。