[真人真事][校園][純愛]《兩個我加一個妳》: 第一章
大家好
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我叫做壹仔
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無論以前讀書,
定係依家出嚟做野都好啦,
個個都係咁樣叫我架喇
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大家唔好誤會我唔係基佬
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只係我本身個名真係有個壹字
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跟住唔知邊撚個初中同學叫下叫下,
咁就變咗個花名
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一直用到依家
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每個故事一開頭都係介紹主角先架啦,
今次我都唔例外
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小弟係典型一個朝九晚六嘅上班族(又或者叫做港奴)
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大學畢業之後就做到依家,
我個人就冇乜大志
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但求安逸嘅啫
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夠食夠使就得
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本身又冇乜使錢嘅興趣,
你知啦好多人都會玩車玩錶又或者係音響
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對我嚟講,
呢啲全部都係奢侈品
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咁高尚嘅野唔啱我呀
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自己能力唔高搵唔到好多錢,
亂咁去追求到時咪盞害到自己
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我好耐之前就已經明白呢個道理
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當然我都必須要承認,
咁係因為我窮啫
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如果唔係我諗自己都會學人地
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玩埋啲咁有生活態度嘅野
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我就係91年出世
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講下講下其實都就嚟三十歲
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你知啦,
一去到呢啲年紀,
每逢新年呀又或者做節嗰陣,
唔係好熟嗰啲親戚但又想搵野講嗰陣
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就梗係會問我啲感情狀況啦
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其實有時我都唔明佢地,
擺到明我就係一條毒撚啦
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都唔知有咩好問
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如果冇野講咁咪唔好講囉
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佢地硬係要R水吹,
我好相信話不投機半句多呢句說話
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啱傾咪傾多啲
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唔啱傾冇野架,
咪唔好傾囉
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不過佢地總係唔明
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咁多年都係鍾意夾硬搵啲野嚟講
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由我啱啱入到u嗰陣,
問到我依家已經出嚟做咗幾年野,
都係問同一條問題
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就係有冇女朋友呀
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有嘅話要帶返嚟見屋企人喎
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答完又答答完再答
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我都真係冇咁好氣
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笑下就算
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當然如果要諗衰啲嘅,
就係佢地擺明想落我面哈哈
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特登恥笑我呢條毒撚
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好彩本身自己係奴隸性格
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已經習慣咗呢啲野
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從來唔會放喺心上面,
咁執著咪搞到自己唔開心
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倒不如睇開啲,
有時係咁冇尊嚴架喇
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至於講真嗰句,
究竟我有冇女朋友
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唔講你地知住
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喺度賣下關子先
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各位巴打絲打睇落去咪知囉,
費事成日一開始就講咗個結果
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搞到冇得估啦
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肯定嘅係唔會走數,
大家可以放心
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話說小弟我基本上每一晚都會同我老死Cyrus打機
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除非有野做又或者病咗先至休戰
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如果唔係就日日都會
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以前讀緊中學嗰陣就打aoe,墨香
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之後就打英雄聯盟
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依家咪ps4囉
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其實都係志在吹水啫
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返咗成日工,
放工打個機都唔係好過份啫哈哈
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喺度講下我點樣識Cyrus
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話說我由中四開始就轉讀一間新學校
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嗰陣佢同我同班,
大家又坐得近,
傾傾下就覺得好啱傾
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咁就friend咗十二年
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我好記得我係2006年識佢
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繼後幾年都係同佢同一班,
甚至上到u都係同一間
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講返時間線先啦,
話說喺上年十月嘅某一晚
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我地就好似平時咁樣,
繼續喺遊戲世界入面廝殺緊
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傾傾下無啦啦諗起啲野
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我:「係喎你有冇收到message
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Cyrus:「邊個message呀老友
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咁撚多個
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我:「我地中學嗰個班會主席冇搵你咩
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Cyrus:「有呀,
你講下個禮拜日嗰個乜撚野週年慶典丫嘛
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我:「屌又真係收到喎
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Cyrus:「屌
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你真係當我流
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我:「咁點呀你點講呀
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Cyrus:「我梗係話到時先算啦
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費事一早覆實
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我:「你唔得閒咩
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Cyrus:「唔係呀,
不過唔想咁快講定咋嘛
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你知啦咁多意外邊有得計
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同埋想問埋你去唔去,
如果你唔去我一個去戇鳩鳩咁樣
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咪又係嘥氣
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我:「痴線我諗住問返你轉頭,
咁你去唔去丫
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Cyrus:「你去我去
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我:「咁去囉
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反正咁耐冇返過去
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Cyrus:「難得喎你竟然禮拜日都出嚟
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我:「耐冇返過去咪行下囉
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平時都唔會有時間架啦
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Cyrus:「真係咁簡單
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我:「如果唔係你想有幾複雜
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Cyrus:「有啲野大家明啦
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放心就算嗰日有約我都會推晒佢
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一齊返
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睇死你條蛋散一條友都係唔會返去
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我:「屌你啦
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心諗你又幾心水清
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其實畢咗業咁多年,
有幾次都真係好想返去
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但有時的確係冇時間
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又或者換轉第二個講法,
時間係人定嘅啫,
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可能係我以前唔敢返去掛,
驚自己又亂諗野
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同埋都知道自己冇機會見到自己想見嘅野,
咁咪索性唔返囉
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不過隔咗咁耐,
咁難得有返一個叫做大型啲嘅活動,
就當我去賭一鋪
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睇下搏唔搏到懵
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其實過咗咁多年我都真係睇化晒,
今次返到去,
如果有自己想要嘅結果就當然好啦,
如果冇嘅話都唔會話特別失望,
反正都唔係第一次期望落空啦
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再試多次又點會覺得痛,
都已經麻木晒,
唔講由自可,
依家一講起,
腦入面湧現返好多片段
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再喺度細味一次,
有時真係好憎自己
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明知自己諗完會點樣,
都係忍唔住。