新年好快就過去了,聽日我地就會出發去中山嗰個兩日一夜嘅交流團。

夜晚啱啱執完行李我電話就響
[喂朴浚齊你執左行李未]
[梗係執左la唔通等你咩]
[你帶左啲乜]
[無乜特別呀,衫褲鞋襪,外套,充電器嗰啲囉]
[你係咪帶漏左啲野!]
我認真咁唸左唸
[無呀,齊啦]




[你帶漏左我呀傻仔!]
[你就傻,你咁大份放得入喼定背包🤣🤣]

嘟嘟嘟...
咦做乜,唔通我手機壞左,我即刻打反比佢
你已經被接駁到
當我打左幾次都聽到同一把機械聲,我就知道我今鋪大禍臨頭,呢個時候佢wts我話[唔洗打啦,我唔會聽架]好彩我平時都睇得多IG,知道女朋友嬲要點tum!之前睇過一套戲話女生話不要就是要。於是我就決定keep住打!經過我再而衰三而竭嘅努力之後,佢終於聽左!

[講]
[做乜cut我線呀寶貝女朋友]




[無架啦,我咁大份,係咁架啦]
[做乜呀寶貝]
[哼,唔理你啦]
[點先唔嬲呀咁]
[如果有人識做d,聽朝買埋我份早餐過嚟接我嘅話,都可以考慮下嘅]
[係係係,咁幾點接你呀]
[7點]
[好,咁唔嬲啦可]
[嗯本小姐大人有大量原諒你一次啦咁]
[呼,感謝主]




[咪住先,我明明話到時候先考慮下架]
[嘻,咁我女朋友好呀嘛]
[幾時學識賣口乖架,咁我地NG!你答好啲呀今次]
[喔好]
[你漏左我未帶]
[傻瓜,一早喺心入面啦]
[嘻早啲瞓啦傻仔]
就係咁,我地講講下電話就瞓著左
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